Movie Lines You Quote in Everyday Life (Sometimes to Others' Confusion)

"That Detective, is the right question!"

 

I dare you to use that line after a night of romance with your wife!

 

Too many to mention, but this one gets more and more traction with me:

 

" I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite a while."

 

"This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. You buy a hat like this,you must get a free bowl of soup, huh?"
*Looks over at the judge*
"Oh, it looks good on you though."
*rolls eyes*


Hands down one of my favorite scenes.
Rodney was great.




"I bet you were something before electricity. Wanna earn $14 the hard way?"

 

Yeah, I remember laughing quite hard at that $14 line.

 

For years whenever a coworker if mine named Lawrence would ring my line I would answer the phone with "What is the problem Mr. Lawrence?" Shouted in my best sensei John Creese voice. He never got it!

 

I often said "but why should I speak since I know nothing?"; heck, I've even done it here!

 

These go to eleven.

100% true: One of the first serious fights I had with my ex-wife was triggered when I quoted something from The Simpsons in a moment that she though called for sincerity.

 

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now!"
"Shirley you can't be serious."
"It's only waffer-thin."
"I'm walkin' here!"
"Splitters!"

 

"Everything you've heard is true; the boogyman is real, and you've found him."

"What was it you kids were after? Oh, I remember now! Dr. Satan. I'll tell you what. I'm gonna let you meet the old bastard."

"Boy, I bet you'd stick your face in fire if I told ya you'd see hell."

"I am the Devil and I'm here to do the Devil's work."

"Tutti ****in' fruity"
"Look, there is no ****ing ice cream in your ****ing future."

 

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

 

"Run away! RUN AWAY!"
"Tis but a scratch."
"I fart in your general direction, you tiny-brain whopper of other people's bottoms!"
"Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three."

 

The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.

Nothing is written.

 

We're gonna need a bigger boat (Jaws)
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? (Animal House)
Caaann yoooou dig it ? (The Warriors)

 

"What would you say ya do here?"
"Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"

 

"Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of elderberries"

 

"Look at those assholes - ordinary f**kin' people, I hate 'em."
"I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."
"GODDAM DIPSH*T RODRIGUEZ GIPSY DILDO PUNKS!!!"

 

"Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.”

 

Alright then.

You got a turd in your pocket?

Have fun storming the castle.

I like a nice MLT, mutton lettuce and tomato.

 

RICO RICO RICO.

YOU DONT TALK DIRTY ABOUT YOUR SISTER.

ARE YOU AN ASSASSIN?

THERE ARE SEVERAL SACRED THINGS IN THIS WORLD YOU DONT EVER MESS WITH. ONE OF THEM HAPPENS TO BE ANOTHER MAN'S FRIES.

LETS ****! ILL **** ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

TANTANKA.

 

All those things I can do....all those powers...and I couldn't even save him.

 

Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.

RAISE YOUR HAND, CHIEF!

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR ****ING MIND, WENDY???

 

I HOPE YOU DIE YOU BASTARD!

SORRY I RUINED YOUR BLACK PANTHER PARTY.

GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BITCH!!!

CUT YOUR FINGER NAILS OFF THOSE TWO FINGERS....

GO GET THE BUTTER.

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.

DRAAAAAIINNNNAGE!

They're OR scrubs. "O, R THEY?"

HER WOMB IS POLLUTED.