Post a photo of a favorite artist with a fun and flattering comment...

"That barber looked an awful lot like Stevie Wonder."

 

Photographer : "Nico, can you stop telling jokes please?"

 

I sense some sarcasm, but great pics!

 

"Robert, I keep drinking that Jack stuff but I still don't have the hair on my chest like you said I'd get."
"Oh Jimmy, hang in there. Did you try the tight pants thing like I told you?"

 

No I was just kidding.
I never realized he was so sexy actually.
I usually hear people raving about Robert Plant.


"Hehee. Of course I'm sexy."




"Well, most of the times."

 

"You see, my dear? Pink velvet doesn't look good on anyone."

 

ONJ should be advised that a date with Travolta might not end well...

 

"You see, Alice, to get things done, you better not mess with Major Tom."

 

That might explain her look in the picture, she's trying to spot the nearest emergency exit.

 

I told you already, "We Built this City" is TOTALLY WRONG for this band!

 

Who did you say they were again?

 

One of y'all singing off-key, and if that don't stop. Aretha's bout to go upside somebody's head. You better THINK!!!

 

Yeah, that's the Queen!

 

"I may not have invented the synclavier, but I did invent the CapoRette!"

 

And now for some selections from the "You Might Be Cool But..." file...

You might be cool but you are not "Lennon and McCartney recording Revolver" cool:

 

You might be cool but you are not "the Beatles posing with a trunk" cool...

 

You might be cool but you are not "Pattie Boyd holding a flower" cool...

 

You might be cool but you are not the "greatest pop band of the 20th century smoking while playing" cool...

 

You might be cool but you are not "The Beatles playing Shea Stadium in 1965" cool...

 

"Why yes, Robert, I do see a bustle in this hedgerow."

 

You might be cool but you're not young Elvis in front of Graceland cool.

 

The now legendary story of how Adrian Belew, playing with Frank Zappa, ended up in David
Bowie's band: Here's How David Bowie Stole Guitarist Adrian Belew from Frank Zappa

Which leads to these pictures...

 

You might be cool but you are not "the back cover of Kiss Alive II" cool...

 

You would think he was giving guys advice about going to the doctor and having a prostate exam.

 

You might be cool but you're not Elvis 1956 cool