Your favorite single line from a Seinfeld show

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  1. The Panda

    The Panda Forum Mutant

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    Marple, PA, USA
    "using his body as an amusement park"
     
    The Panda, Jan 22, 2015
    #601
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  2. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    Monsieur Gadbois, Jan 22, 2015
    #602
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  3. BadJack

    BadJack doorman who always high-fives children of divorce

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    Boston, MA
    This pen smells really bad. (Sniffs it again) So why do I keep smelling it? (Tosses it away) Is it too late for me to go to law school?
     
    BadJack, Jan 22, 2015
    #603
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  4. BadJack

    BadJack doorman who always high-fives children of divorce

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    Boston, MA
    HEATHER: What's in the bag?

    GEORGE: Oh that's eh, that's a sandwich.

    (Clock starts ringing)

    GEORGE: ...ah (picks up the bag) Damn salami.

    HEATHER: (grabs the bag) My clock, you stole it!

    GEORGE: That damn delicatessen that - that is last time they screw up one of my orders.

    (Heather walks off leaving George on the bench. It starts raining)
     
    BadJack, Jan 22, 2015
    #604
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  5. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

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    Hotel California
    "Believe it or not George isn't at home please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, were could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home."
     
    Monsieur Gadbois, Jan 22, 2015
    #605
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  6. Moshe

    Moshe "Silent in four languages."

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    "Yeah that's right" - David Putty
     
    Moshe, Jan 23, 2015
    #606
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  7. Moshe

    Moshe "Silent in four languages."

    Location:
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    "Twix is the only candy bar with the cookie crunch!" - George
     
    Moshe, Jan 23, 2015
    #607
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  8. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    NYC
    "I'll be back, we'll make out."
     
    George P, Jan 23, 2015
    #608
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  9. AFOS

    AFOS Forum Resident

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    Jerry: So yesterday, after they took you away, I looked in my mail and I
    noticed that the mailman accidentally put your Visa renewal in my mail box.

    Babu: Come again?

    Jerry: You see, I've been home for a week and Elaine didn't give me my mail
    until yesterday, even though I asked her repeatedly for it.

    Elaine: Yeah, but Babu, he could have come to my house to pick it up.

    Babu: You had my Visa application?!

    Jerry: Well not technically.

    Babu (extremely and suddenly agitated): I kill you!!

    Jerry: Well what about her?

    Babu: I kill both of you!!

    Jerry: Babu?!

    Babu: No Babu! No Babu! You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad
    man!
     
    AFOS, Jan 24, 2015
    #609
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  10. Paul J

    Paul J Forum Resident

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    Feels like an Arby's night
     
    Paul J, Jan 24, 2015
    #610
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  11. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    NYC
    :biglaugh:

    Pretty much any of Putty's lines qualify for this thread.
     
    George P, Jan 24, 2015
    #611
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  12. Oatsdad

    Oatsdad Oat, Biscuits, Abbie & Mitzi: Best Dogs Ever

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    Alexandria VA
    He's Puddy. This is Putty! :D

    [​IMG]
     
    Oatsdad, Jan 24, 2015
    #612
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  13. samurai

    samurai Step right up! See the glory, of the royal scam.

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    MINNESOTA
    This thread is the biggest scam since "One Hour Martinizing".
     
    samurai, Jan 25, 2015
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  14. drivingfrog

    drivingfrog Calm down, have some dip.

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    Los Angeles
    A bomb? Quick, everyone get under the desk!
     
    drivingfrog, Jan 25, 2015
    #614
  15. samurai

    samurai Step right up! See the glory, of the royal scam.

    Location:
    MINNESOTA
    Yes, David Puddy (Patrick Warburton) has a way with words, even as a Tick.
     
    samurai, Jan 25, 2015
    #615
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  16. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

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    Hotel California
    "Your face is my case."

    [​IMG]
     
    Monsieur Gadbois, Jan 25, 2015
    #616
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  17. Standoffish

    Standoffish Smarter than a turkey

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    North Carolina
    The Dewey Decimal System, what a scam that was. Boy that Dewey guy really cleaned up on that deal.
     
    Standoffish, Jan 25, 2015
    #617
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  18. Paul J

    Paul J Forum Resident

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    This is the Most Public of my Many Humiliations.
     
    Paul J, Jan 25, 2015
    #618
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  19. George P

    George P Notable Member

    Location:
    NYC
     
    George P, Jan 25, 2015
    #619
  20. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    NYC
    Or fat free yogurt.
     
    George P, Jan 25, 2015
    #620
  21. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    NYC
    Gimme the rye, ya old bag!!!
     
    George P, Jan 25, 2015
    #621
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  22. samurai

    samurai Step right up! See the glory, of the royal scam.

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    Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels?
     
    samurai, Jan 25, 2015
    #622
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  23. vertigone

    vertigone Forum Resident

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    NYC
    Like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes.
     
    vertigone, Jan 25, 2015
    #623
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  24. JerolW

    JerolW Senior Member

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    Lake Oswego, Oregon
    I'm out.

    jerol
     
    JerolW, Jan 25, 2015
    #624
  25. appledan

    appledan Resident Rockist

    Location:
    Ohio
    Kramer: "Wow, that's a lot of potatoes!"

     
    appledan, Jan 25, 2015
    #625
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