Song lyrics that would make creepy pickup lines.

"You say goodbye, and I say hello."
And when they turn away from you...
"I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello."

 

Hey ho, let's go!

 

The first few lines in this song. (I can't post it because it's too graphic. )

 

The lunatic is on the grass....

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Hahahaha

 

Pretty much all of "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.

 

Creepy enough?...

Hey darlin', can I buy ya a drink?
Lookin' for mister goodbar? here he is
Wait a minute, I've got it, you're an italian!
Hah?
Yer Jewish?
Love your nails, you must be a libra
Your place or mine?

 

My wife hates the Springsteen song "I'm On Fire" especially where he say "Oh Oh Oh I'm on fire". Reminds her of a creepy blind date.

 

The Temptations' "A'int to Proud to Beg"

I know you want to leave me,
But I refuse to let you go

 

Pete Droge - "If You Don't Love Me, I'll Kill Myself"

 

No part of that song is anything less than cringe-inducingly creepy. The worst has to be this dreadful little couplet:

Sometimes, it's like someone took a knife, baby
Edgy and dull, and cut a six-inch valley
Through the middle of my soul

First off, it doesn't scan. Second, trying to rhyme "dull" and "soul"? And third, the rest of the song reads more like someone dealing with a urinary tract infection than romantic longing.

 

I'd rather see you dead little girl than to be with another man.

 

"When your body's had enough of me,
and we're layin' flat out on the floor,
when you think I've loved you all I can,
I'm gonna love you a little bit more...."

Non-consensual then. She's had enough mate, just leave it.

 

Be on my side or be on your side
There is no reason for you to hide

 

It's 'through the middle of my skull.'

 

"Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name"

 

I drove all night
Crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep
To make love to you

 

"If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" - Cue Pepper spray and rape alarm activation

 

He could have used 'skull'

 

"They're Coming To Take Me Away"

 

Oingo Boingo - Nothing To Fear

"Hey little girl, won't you come this way?
Won't you let me buy you candy, or perhaps a chocolate shake?
Or perhaps some nice cocaine?
Or perhaps a little kiss?
Or perhaps a ride in my big car?"

 

Ah! All these years I thought it was "dull" and "skull" , which is no less creepy

 

He did. Poster misquoted the song.

 

"Yeah! Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, baby
Can't you see that I am not afraid? "

CREEP!

 

"Hey (hey) you (you) - get into my car!"

That might've worked for Billy Ocean at the time, not so much for the rest of us.