Song lyrics that would make creepy pickup lines.

"Life is hard, and so am I"
-Eels, "Novocaine for the Soul"

 

Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle

"Welcome to the jungle
We've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
We got your disease"

 

Neil Young - Need and the Damage Done

"I caught you knockin'
at my cellar door
I love you, baby,
can I have some more"

 

It's "when I feel down", not "wake up"

You accidentally added your own creepage in there

 

"I want to feel you from the inside" in Closer by NIN comes to mind... I would run if someone ever said that to me

 

Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us, why don't we do it in the road?

 

Come on, Come on, Come On Now Touch Me Babe.

 

George Michael's "Father Figure"


"That's All I Wanted
Something special, something sacred -
In your eyes
For just one moment
To be bold and naked
At your side"

 

You are the sun, I am the moon
You are the words, I am the tune
Play me

 

Well, I'm a king bee
buzzing 'round your hive
well, I can make honey, baby
let me come inside

 

Now I wanna be your dog

 

One Republic - Something I need
You got something I need
In this world full of people, there's one killing me
And if we only die once,
I wanna die with you (you, you, you)

Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper
Valentine is done
Here but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity... Romeo and Juliet
40, 000 men and women everyday... Like Romeo and Juliet
40, 000 men and women everyday... Redefine happiness
Another 40, 000 coming everyday... We can be like they are
Come on baby... don't fear the reaper
Baby take my hand... don't fear the reaper
We'll be able to fly... don't fear the reaper
Baby I'm your man...

Ringo Starr - You're Sixteen
You come on like a dream, peaches and cream,
Lips like strawberry wine.
You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine. (mine, all mine)

 

"Turn me on, dead man." - from "Revolution #9".

 

That's more kinky than creepy.

 

Aww

 

No one is gonna hurt you
What makes you so afraid of me?
All I wanna do is know you
No one is gonna hurt you

No one is gonna hurt you
Why move yourself away from me me?
All I wanna do is touch you
No one is gonna hurt you

No one is gonna hurt you
Why move your lips away from me me?
All I wanna do is kiss you
No one is gonna hurt you

No one is gonna hurt you
What is making you so afraid of me?
All I wanna do is love you, baby

 

Naw, my version's less creepy. I mistook something for commitment that reads more accurately like a manic depressive.

 

One of the infamous stalker tunes. Lionel Ritchie's Hello


"I've been alone with you
Inside my mind
And in my dreams I've kissed your lips
A thousand times
I sometimes see you
Pass outside my door
Hello!"

Plus the video.

 

"Right Now, you don't even know that I am around, Guess I'll have to wait, I'll have to wait, till the day comes that you put her down, then Oh Freddy, when you're ready, I'll be here"..............from "Oh Freddy" by Conny Van Dyke, a lost Motown single.

 

No, yours is way more creepy. Who wants to wake up to someone who has already started doing them?

Regardless, the one thing you screwed was the lyrics.

 

I Will Possess Your Heart - Deathcab For Cutie

 

The video for "I'm On Fire" is reasonably creepy as well:

 

Did I miss it, or has anyone mentioned Dylan's cliched classic:

"What's a sweetheart like you doing in a dump like this?"

If it actually took five pages to get here, you guys are really slipping up.