Song lyrics that would make creepy pickup lines.

I don't think that's creepy. That sounds like the usual, douchey, pickup line, to me.

 

Any lines at all from 'In Every Dreamhome a Heartache'.

 

Sure, it's douchey and dopey.

But, trust me, it's creepy, too.

Don't believe me?

Ask the nearest woman.

 

"Baby- here I am!
I'm a man on the scene!
I can give you what you want, but ya gotta come home with me!"
Hard To Handle

 

How about a kiss for yor cousin Dupree?

 

We're on our own cousin
All alone cousin
Let's think of some games to play
While the grownups have all gone away

 

Probably sacrilege here on this forum, but...

"Hey lady, you got the love I need..."

Especially creepy if it's actually sung instead of spoken.

 

"What's your name,
who's your daddy,
Is he rich like me?"
-The Zombies

"How would you like to be the lucky girl,
The lucky one go meet the monster tonight?
Oh, meet the monster tonight!
Everything’s wrong, and at the same time it’s right!"
-Captain Beefheart

"If I could hold on to just one thought for long enough to know
Why my mind is moving so fast and the conversation is slow
Burn off all the fog and let the sun through to the snow
Let me see your face again before I have to go.

I have seen you in the movies and in those magazines at night
I saw you on the barstool when you held that glass so tight.
And I saw you in my nightmares but I'll see you in my dreams
And I might live a thousand years before I know what that means."
-Neil Young

"In the field of opportunity it's plowing time again"
-Neil Young

"Don't ease me in" - Trad.

"Now I'm wild about my jelly, my sweet jelly roll
When you taste my jelly, gonna take me right home" - Hot Tuna/Jorma Kaukonen

"So follow me, its good for you that good old fashioned Medicated Goo
Ooo, ain't it good for you? My own homegrown recipe'll see you through" - Traffic

Object, by Ween. Or pretty much 90% of Ween's catalog.

 

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?" - Queen

 

"I walk forty-seven miles of barbed wire
I use a cobra snake for a necktie
I got a brand new house on the roadside
Made from rattlesnake hide
I got a brand new chimney made on top
Made out of a human skull
Now come on take a walk with me,
And tell me, who do you love?"
-Bo Diddley

 

Pull over, baby
And give me the keys.
I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine.
- Prince

 

Alternately, from Dead Kennedys...

"I squish dead fish between my toes..."

Yeah... that's sure to work.

 

Elenore gee I think you're swell
And you really do me well
You're my pride and joy et cetera

 

The Backstreet Boys - As Long As You Love Me

Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine
I'm leavin' my life in your hands
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
Risking it all in a glance
And how you got me blind is still a mystery
I can't get you out of my head
Don't care what is written in your history
As long as you're here with me

I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
Where you're from
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me

Every little thing that you have said and done
Feels like it's deep within me
Doesn't really matter if you're on the run
It seems like we're meant to be

I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What you did and where you're comin from
I don't care, as long as you love me, baby

 

I don´t know if it´s been mentioned, but I think anyone trying Rod Stewart´s "Do Ya Think I´m Sexy?" would have an uphill struggle.

Depends on what the answer would be, of course. Honesty is the best policy?

 

I don't know, this works for me

 

Rosie Clooney(with Ross Bagdasarian)

 

He, he... I remember that Kenny Everett Show episode, in fact, I´ve got the whole series on DVD. Haven´t watched it for a while - perhaps I should dig them out? Kenny was outrageously uneven, but intermittently hilarious. If you have seen him parody the Bee Gees, you will never forget it. (And both he and I were fans.)

"Great/grate... Didn´t they?" We miss you, Kenny.

 

Let me cut your cake with my knife.

 

Boom Boom Boom.
Let's go back to my room.
So we can do it all night.
And you can make me feel right.

 

"One day, maybe next week
I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha
I will drive past your house
And if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around"

 

Agreed. I would probably save it for the second date, but that's just me.

 

I can' get no satisfaction...

 

"I'm gonna booglarize you baby!"
--Captain Beefheart

 

All I need is what you got.