Anti Valentine's Day songs

Presenting some of the best Anti-Valentine's Day songs presented by WGN's Nick Digilio:

Fly Jamz Friday - Anti Valentine's Day Edition »

 

You're Breaking My Heart by Nilsson.

 

"Valentine's Day", David Bowie.

 

She Hates Me - Puddle Of Mudd

 

You've got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend
When I was down you just stood there grinning
You've go a lot of nerve to say you've got a helping hand to lend
You just want to be on the side that's winning

Bob Dylan - Positively 4th Street

 

Frank Zappa: "I Ain't Got No Heart"
J. Geils: "Love Stinks"

 

"Love Stinks" - J. Geils Band

 

XTC-"Your Dictionary"

 

"Fallin' In Love Is A Stupid Habit" (home-demoed by Frank Zappa in 1981).

 

Gang of Four: "Love'll get you like a case of anthrax and that's something I don't want to catch. . . "

 

"Goodbye to Love" - Carpenters

 

We do this thread every year.

"One More Minute" - "Weird Al" Yankovic

 

A personal favorite!

 

And another. There is no official video so this is a fan creation.

"Since You've Been Gone" - "Weird Al" Yankovic

 

Drive-by Truckers - Feb 14

Flowers flying cross the room
Vases smashed against the floor
Said "I'd rather be alone
Take your chocolates and go home"

Be my valentine

They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
You said we'd go the distance but I guess it's just as well
You're blossoming all over while I whither on the line
I just called to tell you that "I hope you're doing fine"

Be my valentine

 

Ramones - "I Don't Want You"
AC/DC - "You Ain't Got a Hold On Me"

Dead Kennedys - "Forward to Death" (the line "I don't need this ****ing world, this world brings me down!" comes to mind)

 

ABC Valentines Day

When the postman don't call on Valentine's Day
And Santa Claus don't come on a Christmas Day
That umbrella won't work on a rainy day
Don't ask me, I already know

When they find you beached on the barrier reef
And the only pleasure treasured is in map relief
The choice is yours, sure, saint or thief
Don't ask me, I already know

Yes, they baked your cake in little slices
Kept your eyes on rising prices
Wound up winning booby prizes
I'm sure you'd like to think you know what life is

Find destiny through magazines
Liplicking, unzipping, Harpers and Queens
From here to eternity without in-betweens
Ask me, I already know

With your heart on parade and your heart on parole
I hope you find a sucker to buy that mink stole
School for scandal, guess who's enrolled
So ask me, I already know

When they find you beached on the barrier reef
When the postman don't call on Valentine's Day
When the only pleasure treasured is in map relief
When you don't tell the truth, that's the price you pay

When I'm shaking a hand, I'm clenching a fist
If you gave me a pound for the moments I missed
And I got dancing lessons for all the lips I shoulda kissed
I'd be a millionaire, I'd be a Fred Astaire

 

Just about any Pat Benatar song! "Love Is A Battlefield."

Twisted Sister: "Love Is For Suckers"

 

Pansy Division - "Luv Luv Luv"

 

The Queers - "Love, Love, Love"