Paul McCartney biography by Philip Norman due in May

I suppose that's better than "cow-eyed" (as in Shout!)

 

I have an actual Uncle Albert. He helped raise cows as a boy, but his eyes didn't get influenced by them.

 

I think there are 7 levels

snake eyes
rat eyes
crocodile eyes
Panda eyes
cow eyes
doe eyes
eye of the tiger

 

Don't forget the Heather Mills level :
The stink eye .

 

Antelope! Antelope! Tinny sort of word!!!

 

Ant! Ant! Tiny sort of word!!!

 

Maybe we should start a favourite McCartney animal poll.

 

Whirrel. I think it's the way that he bangs-a the bongo.

 

You must be high in the clouds!

I think it's a bear, as in Rupert.

 

7 Levels...that *is* the meaning of life Paul discovered after his first toke in '64!

 

Or Wirral. As in peninsula to the west of the Mersey. Anyway, his girlfriend sounds much more interesting in the song

 

You trounced me using home field advantage.

I've heard from reliable sources that his girlfriend was always short of money and wore her hair unkempt.

 

Bruce McMouse



and Scouse.

Mice like them belong to the world.

 

Indeed...so you might want to change one of those types of eyes to "pie eyed" in this case!

 

By co incidence, I just saw that episode for the very first time yesterday!

 

These are used to measure Paul's current eye shape via the Doe Jones Index.

 

FLAMING Pie eyed?

 

That works

 

I remember Stephen King once saying that his wife used to refer to Paul as 'Old Spaniel Eyes'.

So that's one more for the list.

 

Is "baby seal eyes" too tied to the Heather-era to be considered?

 

At this point any reason or rationale has long departed. So why not?

 

Have any UK fans preordered the book from Amazon? You have a choice between the UK and US covers. I feel the latter is more 'eye' friendly.

 

I really like the UK cover as well though

 

In fact, all the Beatles looked a bit like deer: