The 5 most alluring song TITLES by your favorite artist

In other words, which 5 songs from your favorite artist would you have been intrigued to hear just due to reading the title alone?

In browsing the Kiss discography, these are five that jump out at me. All suggestively of course...

Room Service
Calling Dr. Love
Ladies Room
Plaster Caster
She's So European

Sure enough, the songs ended up being as naughty as the title promised!

I notice that Gene, in particular, is very "playful" with many of his titles.

Hey, I never said that the intrigue of the titles needed to be based on Shakespeare...

 

She Was Hot
Brown Sugar
Little T & A
Almost Hear You Sigh
Satisfaction

 

Every Dylan song in the 60's.

There. That beats 5.

 

Not my favorite artist by any means, but Bloodhound Gang had plenty, including.......

* Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
* Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)
* A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
* Farting With A Walkman On
* Screwing You On The Beach At Night

And as a runner up, the rare "(Hook Me Up With) The S*** That Killed Elvis."

 

Stones have dirty song titles.

I'll try the Who

Squeeze Box
It's Hard
Happy Jack
Love, Reign O'er Me
A quick one while he's away

And what the hell...a bonus track or two from Pete solo

Rough Boys.

 

Prince.

• Scarlet *****
• Head
• Erotic City
• Dirty Mind
• The Ballad of Dorothy Parker

Was never one for subtlety.

 

Cardiacs (a somewhat random pick only)

Blind In Safety And Leafy In Love
Eat It Up Worms Hero
Insect Hoofs On Lassie
The Leader Of The Starry Skys
Nurses Whispering Verses

 

Harvestor of Sorrow
That was Just Your Life
The Thing That Should Not Be
Trapped Under Ice
Dyer`s eve

Come a little closer if you please..............

 

I love J Mascis' titles because they are so often weird, vague, funny or wonderfully odd:

Does it Float?
Little Fury Things
In a Jar
Freak Scene
Puke and Cry

not to mention Drawerings, Kracked, Keeblin', etc.

 

- Night
- Fire
- Night Fire

 

Steely Dan

Hey Nineteen
Janie Runaway
Pixeleen
Two Against Nature
Wet Side Story

 

special mention to Steely Dan's 5 Most Uplifting Song Titles

Don't Let Me In
I Can't Function
I Can't Write Home About You
Proud To Be Your Slave
What A Shame About Me

 

Prince - Elephants & Flowers

 

Bob Dylan
1. Ballad of a Thin Man
2. Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands
3. Tangled Up in Blue
4. Visions of Johanna
5. It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry

Although, in all honesty he has so many great song titles.

 

Oh I'll jump in with KISS too!

Love Is Like A Slap In The Face
Childhood's End
I'll Fight Hell To Hold You
Dance All Over Your Face
Almost Human

 

Clearly, I don't understand what alluring means.

 

I don't think it's you ...

 

Björk

'Venus As A Boy'
'Big Time Sensuality'
'All Neon Like'
'The Dull Flame Of Desire'
'History Of Touches'

 

It shouldn't be too hard. Basically, what titles from your favorite band are alluring to you?

 

Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing

 

'Falling in love is hard on the knees'

 

Kate Bush

In The Warm Room
Feel It
The Sensual World
Moments of Pleasure
Between a Man and a Woman

(If I was like some of the other posters here, I could suggest "Sat In Your Lap" and "Night of the Swallow". But I'm not going to.)

 

Yeah, pretty much. Even the unused/rumored/working titles:
Alcatraz To The Fifth Power
Medicine Sunday
Church With No Upstairs

 

W.A.S.P.

On Your Knees
Animal (F**k Like a Beast)
L.O.V.E. Machine
95-N.A.S.T.Y.
Sex Drive

 

Frank Zappa to thread…

This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny
What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning?
Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
For Calvin (and His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)

…and many more.