Your favorite single line from a Seinfeld show

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  1. JonnyKidd

    JonnyKidd Forum Resident

    "I think it moved."

    The reactions when George says the line are priceless.
     
  2. eddiel

    eddiel Senior Member

    Location:
    Toronto, Canada
    "He took...huh...huh..it out"
     
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  3. GregM

    GregM The expanding man

    Location:
    Bay Area, CA
    Kramer: Here's to feeling good all the time (chugs a pint of ale with a cigarette hanging out the side of his mouth and punctuates it by belching)
     
  4. Holy Diver

    Holy Diver Senior Member

    Location:
    USA
  5. hifisoup

    hifisoup @hearmoremusic on Instagram

    Location:
    USA
    "When I was working I spent, baby!" George Costanza
     
  6. theMess

    theMess Forum Resident

    Location:
    Kent, UK
  7. GregM

    GregM The expanding man

    Location:
    Bay Area, CA
    George: If you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always go...
    Jerry: ...downtown
     
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  8. EverybodyGotSong

    EverybodyGotSong Freaked Out Yellow-Bellied Son Of Gary Cooper

    Ha!

    My favorite is from just a bit later in the scene:

    "Oh, it be!"
     
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  9. Bertly

    Bertly Senior Member

    You look all lank and loopy.

    NEWMAN: And, Kramer, you did provide a service in exchange for compensation. But, does the fee, once paid, not entitle the buyer to some assurance Of reliability? Hmm? Huh? Ahh. These were not easy questions to answer. Not for any man...
     
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  10. DetroitDoomsayer

    DetroitDoomsayer Forum Middle Child

    Location:
    Detroit, Michigan
    More of a brief monologue than a line, but hey, it's a doozy.

    BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp,
    the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean
    anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.
    Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before:
    Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
    thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library
    books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without
    libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change
    the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right
    now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees
    and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
    Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue
    fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that
    kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe
    that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and
    your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time
    is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!
     
  11. daca

    daca Currently on Double Secret Probation

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    Pittsburgh, PA
    George is getting upset.

    Jimmy's down.
    Jimmy holds grudges.
    Jimmy's gonna get you Kramer.
     
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  12. pocofan

    pocofan Senior Member

    Location:
    Alabama
    You anti dentite bastard
     
  13. Standoffish

    Standoffish Smarter than a turkey

    Location:
    North Carolina
    Remember, it's not a lie...if you believe it.
     
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  14. Denim Chicken

    Denim Chicken Dayman, fighter of the Nightman

    Location:
    Bakersfield, CA
    And you want to be my latex salesman.
     
  15. Instant Dharma

    Instant Dharma Dude/man

    Location:
    CoCoCo, Ca
    Not sure if its been brought up before but...

     
  16. johnaltman

    johnaltman Forum Resident

    Location:
    Alabama
    "Who's Cartwright?"
    "I'm Cartwright."
    (confused)"You're not Cartwright."
    "OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!!"
     
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  17. Standoffish

    Standoffish Smarter than a turkey

    Location:
    North Carolina
    Kramer: If you're not gonna be a part of a civil society, then just get in a car and drive on over to the East Side!
     
  18. Bobby Buckshot

    Bobby Buckshot Heavy on the grease please

    Location:
    Southeastern US
    This hasn't been mentioned yet, but if you're all like me you kind of missed this as it's a bit of a throwaway line. Nevertheless, it had me cracking up the other day when I caught it on TV:

    "There is a George Bonanza here to see you"



    I'm cracking up now just typing this up.
     
  19. daca

    daca Currently on Double Secret Probation

    Location:
    Pittsburgh, PA
    As many have said, very, very underrated writing and dialogue.

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    Bonanza .. with the original Cartwrights.

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  20. George P

    George P Notable Member

    Location:
    NYC
    "Far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is little more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken."

    - Dean Jones (to Kramer) in "The Voice"
     
  21. daca

    daca Currently on Double Secret Probation

    Location:
    Pittsburgh, PA
    And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken.

    Classic Kramerica Industries.
     
  22. George P

    George P Notable Member

    Location:
    NYC
    :biglaugh:
     
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  23. Billy Infinity

    Billy Infinity Beloved aunt

    Location:
    US
    ELAINE: "Hello, Frank."

    FRANK: "Hello, woman." (leaves)
     
  24. Standoffish

    Standoffish Smarter than a turkey

    Location:
    North Carolina
    Jerry to George, after George gets caught looking at the NBC boss' teenage daughter...

    "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the Sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away!"
     
  25. Suncola

    Suncola Possibilities

    Location:
    NW Indiana U.S.A.
    Kramer: "I'm not gonna let you bring me down from this high. I saw the sun rise at LIZA'S..."

    George: "Minelli's?!"

    "No."
     
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