You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

...you've hidden the excess LP's for so long, your wife only complains about the size of your cartridge collection!

 

..you walk into a record fair, and every dealer in the joint tries to call you over...

 

...you're Amish...and you have records...!

 

...you actually recorded a couple of tracks with Robert Crumb.

 

...even Harvey Pekar would smile when he saw you.

 

...Jerry's in Pittsburgh calls you t0 loan him some for a photo shoot...because he wants to make his shop look more crowded.

 

...you and your wife collapsed the bed...

by putting too many records on it!

 

...you make at least nine posts in a row in this thread...and nobody posts anything in-between any of yours-!

 

Aww hell...make that, "eight posts"...!

 

...just your collection of records from being a member of artist fan clubs is bigger than most people's store-bought collections!

 

...you have an acetate of White Christmas!

 

You've figured out how to actually get the small JERRY'S price stickers off of album corners, but have decided against it, due to their 'cultural value'.

 

...you have jazz records that even historians of the genre haven't documented!

 

...Ken Burns visited you while making Jazz!

 

...you are pretty sure that vinyl came right after the Big Bang!

 

Wow...!

 

...you feel that if only every human on Earth knew the thrill in owning 20 copies of Rumours, the world would be at peace!

 

OP, what have you done!

 

...you have sealed copies of records by famous Western actors!

 

...you have about 2,000 sealed Perry Como albums, and haven't the slightest clue which ones are any good...

 

...you have about 5,000 Christmas albums and play one a year.

 

...you have records put out by soft drink companies!

 

vinylanche

 

...not a second passes without a turntable playing in some room of the house...

 

That might be a good phrase to coin! If just for insurance purposes...