Favorite line or lines from a TV show

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  1. MikaelaArsenault

    MikaelaArsenault Forum Resident Thread Starter

    Location:
    New Hampshire
    Night Court

    Dan's monologue in Harry's darkened office as the "Phantom of the Courthouse".

    (chuckles)
    Ah yes, poor Dan. Most of his friends think he's guilty. (Evil Laugh, suddenly stops) What am I laughing at? I'm Dan. No, I'm not. (starts wandering around the room waving his hands) Now, I am the Phantom of the Courthouse. And no, Inspector Pepitone, you will not bring Dan Fielding to justice because there is no (billow cape) jus-tice in this buil-ding (Evil Laugh). Not yet anyway. But soon I will remedy that, (raises cape with both hands) I will vanquish the guilty! I will punish the wick-ed! (rushes to the desk) I will take this stapler because I need one. And, I will raid the refrigerator, (laugh) because the Phantom's lair is short on half and half! Now I must prepare, because my time is near. The time of... the Phantom! (Evil Laugh, runs into the couch) Ouch! (sad voice) The Phantom banged his shin. (waves hands) I'll have to take that out... on someone. (Sting, Dan climbs out the window)
     
  2. JozefK

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  3. JozefK

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  6. MikaelaArsenault

    MikaelaArsenault Forum Resident Thread Starter

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    You picked some good ones @JozefK!
     
  7. JozefK

    JozefK Forum Resident

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    Dixie
    Gunsmoke, s2 e21, "Bloody Hands"

    (Matt is forced to kill three men and is appalled by the act. He takes off his badge and leaves Dodge. When outlaws ride into town, Chester goes after him)

    Chester: I been thinkin' lately a whole lot about all this and there's just somethin' that you been forgettin'!
    Matt: That so.
    Chester[ Yeah, that's so. It's men like Stangler and Brand, 'cause they got to be stopped! That's all. They gotta be! I'd do it if I could, but I can't. I just ain't good enough. Most men ain't, but you are. It's kinda too bad for ya that ya are, but that's the way it is and there ain't a thing in the world you can do about it.


    FF to 22:54

     
  8. Erik Tracy

    Erik Tracy Meet me at the Green Dragon for an ale

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    One instantly jumps to mind from Babylon 5.

    The Centauri have rediscovered power and conquest, the Narn their victims.

    The line?
    "Then, I cannot forgive".

    When I saw this scene first air, my mind was blown at the impact - wow.
     
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  9. Luvtemps

    Luvtemps Forum Resident

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    Book em Danno, murder one [Hawaii Five -O].
     
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  10. BILLONEEG

    BILLONEEG Senior Member

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    The one I've kept (& still use) is "Always remember & don't ever forget" by Dwayne Schneider on "One Day At A Time".
     
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  11. Luvtemps

    Luvtemps Forum Resident

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    Rocky An Bullwinkle[hey Rocky,watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat].
     
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  12. Hadean75

    Hadean75 Forum Moonlighter

    The Orville:

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  13. Scooterpiety

    Scooterpiety Ars Gratia Artis

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    Oregon
    Two scenes from the MASH episode "The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan":

    Frank: Just promise you won't tell on me and get me in trouble! Huh? Please? Please? Pretty please?
    Hawkeye: We promise, Frank.
    Potter: What happened here?
    Hawkeye: Frank shot B.J.
    Frank: Tattle tale! Stool pigeon! Fink! Indian Giver!

    Col. Flagg (to Frank): You were insanely jealous of her engagement. You were furious at being rejected! You were capable of murder.
    Hawkeye: That's right! So you hit her over the head with a blunt instrument!
    B.J.: A Saxophone.
    Hawkeye: Then you hypnotized her and told her she was Johnny Ray!
    B.J.: Then you performed plastic surgery on her, made her look like Johnny.
    Hawkeye: The rest is obvious. You stuck her in a trunk, you mailed her to Las Vegas and now she's doing two shows a night at the Sands.
    B.J.: Three on Saturdays.
    Flagg: There's only one flaw with that theory.
    Hawkeye: Only one?
    Flagg: They don't do three shows Saturday night at the Sands.
    Hawkeye: How do you know?
    Flagg: I was a showgirl for six weeks.
     
  14. neo123

    neo123 Senior Member

    Location:
    Northern Kentucky
    Reverend Jim: "What does a yellow light mean?"


     
  15. rockclassics

    rockclassics Senior Member

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    Mainline Florida
    Tom Selleck in Jesse Stone....I'm the police chief. I know everything.

    Tom Selleck in Blue Bloods....I'm the police commissioner. I know everything.
     
  16. rockclassics

    rockclassics Senior Member

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    Archie Bunker in All in the Family.....You are a meathead. Dead from the neck up.
     
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  17. Wally Swift

    Wally Swift Yo-Yoing where I will...

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    Brooklyn New York
    "You're a trophy wife? What contest in hell did I win?" - Frank Barone
     
  18. rene smalldridge

    rene smalldridge Senior Member

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    manhattan,kansas
    "Is it bigger than a breadbox ? " - Arlene Francis , panelist on What's My Line.
     
  19. Wally Swift

    Wally Swift Yo-Yoing where I will...

    Location:
    Brooklyn New York
    Bebe's smoking speech;

     
  20. "Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking - Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me...Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. But what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or, maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld - maybe that's how you get your kicks...You and your goodtime buddies. Well, I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Party time is over!" - Mr Bookman (Philip Baker Hall) to Jerry, Seinfeld
     
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  21. Apesbrain

    Apesbrain Forum Resident

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    "No, I mentioned the bisque."
     
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  22. JozefK

    JozefK Forum Resident

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    I'm pretty sure Steve Allen came up w/that
     
  23. Cheepnik

    Cheepnik Overfed long-haired leaping gnome

    "He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?"
     
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  24. trem two

    trem two Forum Resident

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    "Who shot snot?" / "It's America, man.'
     
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  25. ribonucleic

    ribonucleic Forum Resident

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    I'm approximating this from memory...

    There was a Law & Order where Lenny Briscoe's partner disbelievingly asked "Your theory is that the killer, with a dead body in the trunk of his car, stopped off to deliver some baseball equipment?" Without missing a beat, Lenny cheerfully replied, "Some people have a real love of the game."
     
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