Favorite line or lines from a TV show

The Guns of Will Sonnett -- No brag, just fact.

 

Mine is from Sherlock, series 4. This really is a spoiler, so don't read it if you haven't seen the 4th series of Sherlock, but plan to do so.

Spoiler

John: You did not kill Mary. She made a choice to save your life. You didn't make her do it, nobody could make Mary do anything. You didn't kill her.
Sherlock: In saving my life she conferred a value on it. It is a currency I do not know how to spend.

 

Mrs. Drysdale about Granny in a Beverly Hillbillies episode in which Granny runs for Beauty Queen.
"Why doesn't that stupid woman just GIVE UP?"

 

“Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world”

 

Seinfeld...
SOUP NAZI: No soup for you!

 

Another great Breaking Bad quote: "I am the one who knocks".

 

"He took it out"

 

Fawlty Towers

German: Stop mentioning the war.
Basil Fawlty: You started it!
German: No we didn't
Basil: Yes you did. You invaded Poland.

 

I think this was from Hannah Montana. The boys have a pet pig called Bacon:

"We need a celebrity."
"Bacon" (points to pig)
"No, a cute celebrity!"
"Kevin Bacon!"

 

The Wire, using McNuggets to explain capitalism and income inequality:

 

You big dummy-Redd Foxx[Sanford An Son].

 

Two from George Costanza:

"Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
"I've always wanted to pretend that I was an architect."

 

to the moon Alice...The Honeymooners...

 

WKRP in Cincinnati's Venus Flytrap, on the subject of Herb Tarlek's suit:

"Somewhere there's a Volkswagen without seat covers".

 

No, no, the best line is Jed saying, "I hear-tell that when it comes to high society, Mrs. Drysdale is one of the first hogs to the trough".

 

lol, and when asked where he gets his jackets Herb says no way I'm telling because if I do then everybody will be wearing them

 

I'm the Police Commisioner. I know everything. Frank Reagan from Blue Bloods.

This line first appeared in an episode of Jesse Stone when he said...I'm the Police Chief. I know everything.

Evidently Tom Selleck liked that line or they used the same writers.

 

From "Night Court":

Dan: Who the hell are you?
Manager: I'm the hotel manager sir, with the champagne you requested.
Dan: Oh great, you found it!
Manager: Yes, indeed, though it was a difficult task. After all,
"Chateau Libido" is not one of our usual brands.
Shall I unscrew it for you?
Dan: Perfect. This could be the greatest night of my life!
Christine (entering): Okay, I want this over with before I vomit!!
Manager: Let the good times roll.

 

Niles Crane to Frasier:
Say, funny thing happened the other day, uh. One of my patients had a rather amusing Freudian Slip. Uh, he was having dinner with his wife and he meant to say, "Pass the salt," but instead he said, "You've ruined my life you blood-sucking shrew."

 

Probably more than you want in this one:

 

Seinfeld
George Costanza: It's not a lie if you believe it.

Mad Men
Peggy Olson: Well, one day you're there...and then all of a sudden there's less of you. And you wonder where that part went, if it's living somewhere outside of you. And you keep thinking maybe you'll get it back. And then you realize it's just gone."

Sopranos
Bobby Baccalieri: Mom started going downhill after the World Trade Center. You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.
Tony Soprano: Who did what?
Bobby Baccalieri: All these problems - the Middle East, the end of the world.
Tony' Soprano: Nostradamus. Quasimodo's the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Bobby Baccalieri: Oh right. Notre Damus.
Tony Soprano: Nostradamus, and Notre Dame. Two different things completely.
Bobby Baccalieri: It's interesting though, they'd be so similar, isn't it?" And I always thought okay, Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and halfback of Notre Dame.
Tony Soprano: One's a f***ing cathedral.
Bobby Baccalieri: Obviously. I know, I'm just saying. It's interesting, the coincidence. What you're gonna tell me you never pondered that? The back thing with Notre Dame?
Tony Soprano: No!

GoT
Jaqen H'ghar: If a girl is truly no one, she has nothing to fear.

 

M*A*S*H
Col. Flagg: Up close, you're a guy.
Klinger: Far away, too.

 

A great exchange from the 2nd season of The West Wing.

Bartlet: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.

Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.

Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus.

Jacobs: 18:22.

Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7 ... What would a good price for her be?