Your favorite silliest lyrics?

I always felt The Union Of The Snake by Duran Duran lacked clear logic.

Telegram force and ready
I knew this was a big mistake
There's a fine line drawing
My senses together
And I think it's about to break

If I listen close I can hear them singers, oh, oh, oh
Voices in your body coming through on the radio
The Union of the Snake is on the climb
Moving up it's gonna race it's gonna break
Through the borderline

Nightshades on a warning
Give me strength at least give me a light
Give me anything even sympathy
There's a chance you could be right
If I listen close I can hear them singers, oh, oh, oh
Voices in your body coming through on the radio

The Union of the Snake is on the climb
It's gonna race it's gonna break
Gonna move up to the borderline

 

most of the lyrics to the Stutter Rap

 

Yeah, Simon's lyrics on Seven and the Ragged Tiger make no sense at all. From New Moon On Monday, these are some of the worst:

"Shake up the picture the lizard mixture
With your dance on the eventide
You got me coming up with answers
All of which I deny"

 

There was a beautiful land called Fuh
And in this land there was a king
And everybody called him the Fuh King
And the Fuh King did what he wanted to do
I said the Fuh King went where he wanted to go
Wo oh mighty, mighty Fuh King
All hail the Fuh King
The mighty Fuh King
All hail! All hail the Fuh King

(Brute Forcre - Fuh King)

 

The Cramps - Kizmiaz
Take a magic carpet to the olden days
To a mythical land where everybody lays
Around in the clouds in a happy daze in Kizmiaz, Kizmiaz

Flamingos stand easy on bended knees
Palm trees wave over tropical seas
Of azure waves and lazy breeze on Kizmiaz, Kizmiaz

Over raspberry skies spires of the Shaz
Point to the heavens that this place has
You would swim all the way from Alcatraz to Kizmiaz, Kizmiaz

 

Turbonegro lyrics, too many songs to mention.

 

Paul moves between silly and nonsensical lyrics with reckless abandon and without regard to the listener.

 

Brainiac's Daughter
Made me a suit of bricks and mortar
And a matching stove pipe hat, oh yes
Brainiac's Daughter
Took me on a sleigh ride underwater
And I'm crazy for girls like that
Oh yes Sir, yes Sir
Three bags full, Sir

All across the land the bells ring out
It's night, sun shines bright
So I reach to hold her frozen hand in flight
As we alight in the bottle city of Kandor

Brainiac's Daughter
Talks like a Daily Planet Reporter
Sitting cross legged there on the mat, oh yes
Brainiac's Daughter
Swallowed the pocket watch I bought her
And I'm crazy for girls like that
Oh yes Sir, yes Sir
All fall down, Sir


And I love the lights that blink on and off
All around her head
And I love the clothes that she tries on and off
Landing on the bed
Yes Sir, yes Sir
Three bags full, Sir

 

LOL who is Booby Goldsboro? Is that his real name? This is a great thread, keep them coming!

 

Evelyn a Modified Dog

 

"I pray she'll come back again. I haven't slept a wink since then, 'cause when she went away she took the bed."
"Just Want To Be In Your Band" by Benny Hill

 

Anything by The Dead Milkmen


Takin’ Retards to the Zoo

It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road, stepping on the gas
Down a winding road, just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
One of them is blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head-on collision, bodies everywhere
Head-on collision, retards beware
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!
Oh, oh, oh, takin' retards to the zoo!

 

Was supposed to be Bobby. Guess I had something else on my mind.

 

The Reflex is a bit silly too

 

I have a great affection for this song.

 

While we're on DD, how about, 'You're about as easy as a nuclear war' from 'Is There Something I Should Know?

 

It doesn't matter if the crowd is thin/we sing to six the way we sing to ten.

-Joe Pernice / Pernice Brothers

 

Yes, really silly, especially when that's otherwise such a great song!

 

Early in the morning, before you eat your breakfast, ya gotta get down.

From War- Get Down
Maybe not so silly?

 

Just a type error it's Bobby Goldsboro who had a TV show in the early 70's I think. It was a comedy entertainment thing Bobby was a singer. Also they joked about his helmet hairstyle.

here's mine

That woman is cool
just like tomatoes on a whopper with cheese

from Fast Food Annie by A.C. Reed

 

The entirety of "Monkberry Moon Delight" by Macca. Love it.

 

I remember him talking about this song on a talk show at the time he was writing it. He explained that the title of the song is the title of a photo that he found in a book and that was the spark of the song. Somehow those words painted a picture in his mind.

 

Lady marmalade

 

Fox hole love pie in your face
Living in and out of a big fat suitcase

"Around The World" Red Hot Chili Peppers

 

Decidedly not silly. In fact, it's recommended.