Anti Valentine's Day songs

Lou Reed "Metal Machine Music Pt.3"

 

You beat me to it.

Another contender must be Idiot Wind.

 

Valencrime by Bobnoxious

 

maybe Motley Crue - This Ain't a Love Song

 

"Her Story" by The Flying Lizards



"But you can still make money
By singing sweet songs of love"

 

This is my current Anti-Valentine's playlist which I will be listening to this afternoon. I just hit shuffle in iTunes so they are not programmed to play in this order.

1. Love Stinks - J. Geils Band
2. Love Bites - Def Leppard
3. Love Hurts - Nazareth
4. Alone Again (Naturally) - Gilbert O'Sullivan
5. F*** You - Cee Lo Green
6. One More Minute - "Weird Al" Yankovic
7. Only The Lonely - The Motels
8. These Boots Are Made For Walking - Nancy Sinatra
9. You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
10. Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe
11. Heart Of Glass - Blondie
12. Love Don't Live Here Anymore - Rose Royce
13. Why Does Love Got To Be So Sad? - Derek & The Dominos
14. Good Lovin' Gone Bad - Bad Company
15. 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon
16. I Hate Myself For Loving You - Joan Jett
17. The One I Love - R.E.M.
18. Ain't Love A Bitch - Rod Stewart
19. She Hates Me - Puddle Of Mud
20. Somebody Kill Me - Adam Sandler (from "The Wedding Singer" soundtrack)
21. Careless Whisper - Wham!
22. Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O'Connor
23. You're So Vain - Carly Simon
24. I Heard It Through The Grapevine - Marvin Gaye
25. What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted - Jimmy Ruffin
26. Un-break My Heart - Toni Braxton
27. Against All Odds - Phil Collins
28. All Out Of Love - Air Supply
29. Love Takes Time - Mariah Carey
30. Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Bonnie Tyler
31. Since You've Been Gone - "Weird Al" Yankovic
32. She's Gone - Darryl Hall & John Oates

 

The thrill is gone
It's gone away for good

 

Some of the Mothers songs from Freak Out! fit this well.

 

Then there's this little ditty:

 

And, from my main man Dan, a little levity:

 

Billy Bragg's Valentine's Day is Over of course

 

It Ain't Me Babe - Bob Dylan

 

First thing that came to my mind... you were ahead of me by exactly a year!

 

The Byrds - I'll Feel a Whole Lot Better
Pretty much any song by the Ramones.

 

For No One The Beatles
I'm Looking Through You The Beatles
Another Girl The Beatles
Nothing Too Much Just Out of Sight - The Fireman

 

You Mean like?

"I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend"
"Listen To My Heart"
"I Remember You"
"Oh Oh I Love Her So"
"Here Today, Gone Tomorrow"
"Locket Love"
"Ramona"
"Needles and Pins"
"I Want You Around"
"Baby, I Love You"
"Don't Go"
"She's A Sensation"
"I Cant Get You Out Of My Mind"
"I Need Your Love"
"My-My Kind Of Girl"
"New Girl In Town"
"She Belongs To Me"
"Can't Get You Outta My Mind"
"Come Back, Baby"

 

Love song to guitar distortion and feedback!

 

Many, many tracks from 69 Love Songs by The Magnetic Fields would fit the criteria here. Here's a few:

The Cactus Where Your Heart Should Be
Love Is Like A Bottle of Gin
Yeah! Oh, Yeah!
How F**king Romantic

 

I was exaggerating, of course, but they do have many more anti-love songs than most bands

 

Curve Bleeding Heart

 

Radioaktivists-Pieces of Me, 2012
'V-Is for Valentine'

 

Dashboard Confessional The Best Deceptions