I thought this would be a fun thread. What are some of your favorite funny lines in horror movies? Here's one that just sprung to mind. It's from the movie Child's Play (click here for plot details if you've never seen it). It's not so much the line itself as it is Brad Dourif's (the voice of Chucky) hilarious delivery of it that cracks me up every time I watch the movie.
"they're coming to get you Barbara" (Night of the Living Dead) which actually turns out to make a great Simon & Garfunkel-esque song, courtesy of the band No More Kings