Gene Simmons box set

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  1. Jimmy B.

    Jimmy B. Forum Resident

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  2. signothetimes53

    signothetimes53 Forum Resident

    Burlington VT USA
    Now THAT is funny.... :laugh:
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  3. Schu

    Schu New Member

    Rumor has it you can also contact Gene’s people about some of the unadvertised Home Vault experiences that are available and slightly cheaper than the full Home Vault experience:

    -Lawn Vault ($7500) – You and up to four friends can watch Gene cut your grass for 3 minutes (no professional video equipment allowed), after which he will present you with your vault along with a souvenir, replica Demon bass guitar that is actually a working weed eater (batteries not included).

    -Barbecue Vault ($12,500) – Gene will grill hamburgers and hot dogs for you and up to eight friends (Gene will bring the condiments however you must supply the meat and buns). Max time – 25 minutes. Gene will present you with your vault along with fake blood he coughs up that can be used as ketchup

    -Bathroom Vault ($5000) - Gene will greet you in the shower for up to 1 minute, and then present you a vault and a special collector’s bar of soap, previously used by Gene himself

    Please note that other fabulous vault experiences will be announced in the coming months
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  4. Holerbot6000

    Holerbot6000 Forum Resident

    I've always thought it looked like Doll hair, which is extra creepy....
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  5. The Slug Man

    The Slug Man Forum Resident

    North Carolina
    Heh heh, he said "meat and buns."
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  6. Zach Johnson

    Zach Johnson Forum Resident

    Toronto, Ontario
    Gotta love how charging thousands of dollars for a box set of demos is advertised as being something "for the fans".
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  7. Siegmund

    Siegmund Forum Resident

    England, UK
    Gene won't do anything unless there's a cheque involved these days.

    I read a story about him being approached by a group of (female) lawyers who were dining in the same restaurant as him. They wanted him to stick his tongue out. His response: 'What's it worth to you?' (let's hope he was only talking money). The lawyers had a whip-round and paid him several hundred dollars, after which Gene obliged.

    Apparently, he gave all the dosh to a homeless woman who was begging outside the restaurant. Or so the story went.
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  8. Deuce66

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  9. jonboy71

    jonboy71 Forum Resident

    Oxnard, CA
    I'm starting a go fund me to host a party. If I raise enough, all the peeps who donate can come over and chill with Gene on my couch!
  10. Deuce66

    Deuce66 Forum Resident

    $50,000/25 people max.allowed = $2,000 each for 2 hours with Gene and you get 1 Vault.

    Doesn't sound like such a great deal huh?
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  11. violetvinyl

    violetvinyl Forum Resident

    Nice Freudian slip by Hoda: ".. different price degradations..." You said it! Classic.
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  12. jonboy71

    jonboy71 Forum Resident

    Oxnard, CA
    Shhhh....It's all in how it's presented!
  13. The Slug Man

    The Slug Man Forum Resident

    North Carolina
    LOL...I love KISS, but wouldn't it serve him right if not a single person took him up on the $50,000 offer?
  14. dance_hall_keeper

    dance_hall_keeper Forum Resident

    Gene Gene the Selling Machine®.
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  15. Cassiel

    Cassiel Sonic Reducer

    NYC, USA
    Don't try too hard to be funny in this thread, you'll get your post deleted. Not that anyone did that to me...
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  16. vamborules

    vamborules Forum Resident

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  17. Combination

    Combination Forum Resident

    New Orleans
    He also said, "I've wanted to do this box set ever since I was a little boy."

    Knowing what's in his heart, though, I guess it's probably true!
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  18. Clanceman

    Clanceman Forum Resident

    Portland, Or
    There will be. Genius business move.
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  19. Markyp

    Markyp Well-Known Member

    It’s basically funding a trip around the world for a year and just dropping a vault a week off and banking the cash.
    It’s in no way thanking many fans if 99.99% are priced out.
  20. Clanceman

    Clanceman Forum Resident

    Portland, Or
    He donates $ & does a fair amount of charity.
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  21. BlueSpeedway

    BlueSpeedway Song of the Bailing Man

    London, England
    I deleted my own post about his hair: a) because it wasn't funny, and b) because I realised after writing it that I could be looking like that in the not too distant future..
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  22. Jimmy B.

    Jimmy B. Forum Resident

  23. kollektionist

    kollektionist Forum Resident

    You just can't take the chance somebody wants to fly you over in Economy Class !

    Is there a track listing...anywhere ?
  24. BurtThomasWard

    BurtThomasWard Guided by Loke

    That is indeed his greatest quality. And I do like KISS :biglaugh:
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  25. violetvinyl

    violetvinyl Forum Resident

    1. When You Wish Upon A Star (Take 1)
    2. When You Wish Upon A Star (Take 2)
    149. When You Wish Upon A Star (Take 149)
    150. When You Wish Upon A Star (Take 150)
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