Here's the scenario... Each entertainer is at the absolute height of their stardom/fame.... They both are doing a sold out concert at the same time and you can only go to one... Who's it gonna be? "There must be some way out of here," said the joker to the thief, "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief. Well, long tall Sally she's built for speed. she has everything that Uncle John need Oh baby, ye-e-e-eh baby, woo-o-o-oh baby, havin' me some fun tonight.