Make a terrible tracklist for classic albums

Rubber Soul

1. Run For Your Life (straight in with a nasty lyric and weak stereo mix!)
2. Michelle
3. Girl
4. Wait
5. What Goes On
6. In My Life
7. Think For Yourself

1. You Won't See Me
2. If I Needed Someone
3. I'm Looking Through You
4. The Word
5. Norwegian Wood
6. Drive My Car
7. Nowhere Man

Classic tracks buried on side two and end of side one. Slow tracks together near start along with weaker tracks. It's never going to be a disaster with these songs.

 

This is not that bad. Get the radio-friendly song out of the way.....

 

Starting Fun House (The Stooges) with L.A. Blues would not have been good...

 

The Beach Boys: Surfs Up

Side 1:
1. Student Demonstration Time
2. Take a Load off Your Feet
3. Disney Girls
4. Lookin' at Tomorrow
5. Don't Go Near the Water

Side 2:
1. Til I Die
2. Surfs Up
3. Long Promised Road
4. A Day in the Life of a Tree
5. Feel Flows

 

Metal Machine Music
Part 3
Part 1
Part 4
Part 2

 

Great LP you can’t make that terrible.

 

Rumours:

Oh Daddy
The Chain
Never Going Back Again
Dreams
Songbird
Second Hand News

You Make Loving Fun
Go Your Own Way
Gold Dust Woman
Don't Stop
I Don't Want To Know

 

John Lennon - Wedding Album

1. Amsterdam
2. John & Yoko

(am I doing it right?)

 

1. Tubular Bells (Part 2)
2. Tubular Bells (Part 1)

A genuine one: On the original European CDs of Electric Ladyland Still Raining... Still Dreaming is sequenced before Rainy Day Dream Away.

 

Yes, I know... but the radio-friendly song at this position only qualifies it for this thread, right?

 

The Police - Synchronicity

Mother
Tea In The Sahara
Synchronicity II
Murder By Numbers
Synchronicity I
King Of Pain

Miss Gradenko
Wrapped Around Your Finger
Walking In Your Footsteps
Every Breath You Take
O My God

 

But certainly, ID at first place leads everyone in the wrong direction...^^

 

It took ages to grow on me but I love Long Long Long. My favourite George track on the White Album. Put Piggies or Savoy Truffle there instead!

That is a grim track list though.

 

Piper at the Gates of Dawn

Take up thy Stethoscope and Walk
Pow R Toh H
Bike
The Gnome
Matilda Mother

The Scarecrow
Intersteller Overdrive
Lucifer Sam
Flaming
Chapter 24

 

Houses of the Holy

1) The Crunge
2) D'yer M'ker
3) The Rain Song
4) The Song Remains The Same

1) No Quarter
2) Over The Hills and Far Away
3) The Ocean
4) Dancing Days

What a mess.

 

SF Sorrow

Baron Saturday
Death
I See You
She Said Good Morning
Private Sorrow
Well of Destiny
Bracelets of Fingers

Trust
SF Sorrow is Born
The Journey
Loneliest Person
Balloon Burning
Old Man Going

 

A shambles, but it does open with my favourite track.

 

It would be intense.... Starting an album with Exit Music tickled me cause you get off on the wrong foot but that takes nothing away from the songs!

 

Eagles - Hotel California

Pretty Maids All In A Row
Wasted Time
New Kid In Town
Try And Love Again

The Last Resort
Life In The Fast Lane
Hotel California
Victim Of Love
Wasted Time (Reprise)

 

Crosby, Stills and Nash

Pre-Road Downs
Lady of the Island
Long Time Gone
Wooden Ships
Guinnevere

49 Bye-Byes
You Don't Have to Cry
Suite: Judy Blue Eyes
Helplessly Hoping
Marrakesh Express

 

Jethro Tull's A Passion Play
The Hare Who Lost His Spectacles
A Passion Play Part 2
A Passion Play Part 1

 

The Rolling Stones -- Some Girls

Lies
Respectable
When The Whip Comes Down
Before They Make Me Run
Miss You
Some Girls
Just My Imagination
Far Away Eyes
Beast Of Burden
Shattered

 

I'd flip Welcome To The Machine to the final spot. How maddening!

 

Queen - The Game

Don't Try Suicide
Save Me
Another One Bites The Dust
Sail Away Sweet Sister
I Need Your Loving Tonight
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Dragon Attack
Rock It (Prime Jive)
Coming Soon

 

David Bowie - Scary Monsters

Side 1:
1. It's No Game (part 2)
2. It's No Game (part 1)
3. Because You're Young
4. Kingdom Come
5. Up The Hill Backwards

Side 2:
1. Fashion
2. Scream Like A Baby
3. Teenage Wildlife
4. Ashes To Ashes
5. Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)

A fantastic album, smashed to pieces!