Musicians That Never Wore Facial Hair

Beards & mustaches, long sideburns don't count.

Johnny Cash?

others?

 

Al Stewart?

 

Actually, never would be incorrect...

 

Madonna.

 

Jackson Browne, at least in the old days, maybe?

 

wimmen don't count either

 

Lou Reed possibly?

 

Pretty sure Joni Mitchell has remained facially follicle free. Although there may have been some post menopause electrolysis on her upper lip.

 

Bernard Dickens , Ian Curtis Joy Division

 

Sylvester?

 

Angus and Malcolm Young

 

Buddy Holly

 

Elton John?
Eminem?

 

Johnny Rotten?

 

Roy Orbison?

 

he wore a beard on the cover of Honky Château

 

Michael Penn
Michael Jackson
Nick Lowe?

 

K. Richards

 

Nope.

 

Who knew?

 

Google.

 

It looks like it was a blip on an otherwise clean-shaven streak, but he had a mustache at the 2007 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame concert, I suspect from shooting the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie:



I had assumed that his jet-setting bandmate had never had facial hair, but not only did Google's image search set me straight, but it gave me an oh my god this is not Photoshopped moment. I suspect several posters here remember it from when it happened, but for someone who's never seen it, it's pretty striking to see for the first time: