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You might be cool but you aren't "The Beatles making a fan's day" cool...

 

You may be cool but you aren't "The Beatles emerging from a groovy doorway circa 1968" cool...

 

You may be cool but you aren't "Lennon and McCartney knowing they are onto something good" cool...

 

You might be cool but you aren't "Paul McCartney playing the lead guitar solos on George's 'Taxman'' cool...

 

You might be cool but you aren't "The Beatles releasing the 'Paperback Writer / Rain' single" cool...

 

Tom Waits.

"It's true, officer, I really am a brilliant musician."

 

You might be cool but you aren't "The Beatles showing up for a concert" cool...

 

You might be cool but you aren't "The Beatles recording a song like 'Tomorrow Never Knows' cool...

 

You may be cool but you aren't "The Beatles having the nerve to unleash a whole new album to the world under an alternate identity" cool...

 

Hold my beer.

 

You may be cool but you aren't "The Beatles goofing around in the studio" cool...

 

You may be cool but you aren't "I have at least four different sets of bubble gum cards you can buy" cool...

 

You may be cool but you aren't "I can get away with closing a double album with an 8 minute sound collage and a gorgeous 'Disney' track lullaby and have it all work" cool...

 

Gee, that guy in the front row is just oh so cute!

 

Shove it!!!!!!!!!

 

Wow! That was smelly!

 

I wanna be your lover man baby

 

The breakfast of champions!!!!!! and Kiss too!

 

You may be cool but you aren't "I have an album that is a practical hobby unto itself that people trip over each other for, just to see if it's authentic or can be peeled, yes, we said peeled" cool...

 

You may be cool but you aren't "Paul McCartney writing a song like 'Let It Be' cool...

 

You may be cool but you aren't "The biggest group in the world knowing that keeping a sense of humor is always key ingredient #1" cool...

 

You may be cool but you aren't "The Beatles performing one of their last ever live shows" cool...

 

You may be cool but you aren't "The Beatles embarking on at least five (by my count) landscape-shifting moments in popular music between June of 1966 and June of 1967 alone" cool...