Snickers Rap Battle! (Elton UK advert)

Video unavailable for viewing in my country.

 

Slightly less irritating than the Mr. Bean one. Only slightly, mind.

 

Man he looks old.
Is he back wearing syrups again ?

 

Well he is 71! His schedule (and cocaine use) in the '70's alone would add 10 years to his face.

 

I hope he can last out for his goodbye tour.
Don't know why he's bothering to be honest.
His voice went years ago.
He should spend his last years having fun with his young kids.
And taking the Sun newspaper to court and winning yet again

 

How American kids live with the delusion they're going to be successful because they can rhyme the word "Playing?"

 

Just a thought when I was a kid I had a early morning paper round 7 days a week for 3 years.
Every morning after loading up my bags I used to take a Marathon now Snickers.
to eat on my round .
That's a lot of bars.
It's still my favourite .

 

Yesterday at work some kid put on his Spotify rap and I had to listen to it for an hour my first thought was: “let me call Satan. When I get the hell he should have this playlist waiting for me.” Literally painful. It’s funny I was in my share of bands when I was growing up and I listen to the finished rap songs now and I think”Yeah, that’s what we call a click track that we play along too. Oh that’s the entire instrumentation?”