Songs about people with odd, strange, or unique names

Let's think of songs about people (fictional or real) with odd, strange, or unique names

I'll start with...

James Taylor- Sunny Skies:



Johnny Cash- A Boy Named Sue (I think this is the definitive one!).

A Boy Named Sue: Johnny Cash

 

"Wolverton Mountain" by Claude King, about a man named Clifton Clowers (who was a real person, though he wasn't as mean and ornery as the song would have you believe)

"The Year That Clayton Delaney Died" by Tom T. Hall

"Rhiannon" by Fleetwood Mac (almost everyone in the U.S. with that first name was born after this song came out)

 

"Once upon a time there was an old miser man, by the name of Silas Stingy".

The Who (Entwistle) - "Silas Stingy"

 

Fergus laing by richard Thompson. it's based on a real person but forum rules won't let me say who.

 

Susudio - Phil Collins

 

Hang On Sloopy

 

Howdy, Hooty

 

The Adventures of Greggery Peccary" - Frank Zappa

Oh, here comes Greggery,
Little Greggery Peccary
The nocturnal gregarious Wild swine . . .

 

Nic Jones - "Annachie Gordon"

 

Type O Negative-In Praise of Bacchus, 1996 (Greek God)

 

I couldn't say where she's coming' from, but I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm...

"Dinah-Moe Humm", Frank Zappa.

 

Moribund the Burgermeister
- Peter Gabriel
“Peter Gabriel”

 

Nic Jones - "Little Musgrave"

 

bony maronie

 

Mony Mony

 

Polythene Pam

 

Bonita Applebum (you gotta put me on)!

 

Mamouna - Bryan Ferry

 

The FIRST one that came to my mnd!