Cab Calloway - Kickin’ The Gong Around It was down in Chinatown, All the cokies laid around, Some were high and some were mighty low
Whoops, must have missed it. Thought it was too obvious! As pennance, I offer 'Heavy Metal Drummer' by Wilco.
Billy Joel - Piano Man Radiohead - Anyone Can Play Guitar Taylor Swift - Teardrops on My Guitar Midnight Oil - Drums of Heaven
And continuing with Uncle Frank, 'Nasal Retentive Calliope Music' 'Music for Guitar and Low Budget Orchestra'
Cut and Paste the title for the thread: Songs With Alcohol / Booze In The Title (or some such thing)... the thread seems to have expanded to implied alcoholic beverages. If someone had written a song Pass Me The Flask I Need Another Blast I Can Still Walk I would have posted it, so The Piano Has Been Drinking would absolutely fit the bill. Cross pollination baby!
Saved By The Bell - Bee Gees (1969) Ring My Bell - Anita Ward (1979) Carol Of The Bells - the Robert Shaw Chorale (1946) Ring Christmas Bells - Ray Conniff (1962)
Maybe stretching the original premise a bit... The title track from the movie and the accompanying soundtrack Columbia album from the film Young Man With A Horn (1950). The movie features Kirk Douglas and the recording features Harry James playing The Horn... The Trumpet.