This channel should be called......

Discussion in 'Visual Arts' started by pocofan, Jan 3, 2018.

  1. Rachael Bee

    Rachael Bee Miembra muy loca

    The History Channel now has a spin-off channel, the Military History channel. It's the new Hitler Channel and it's big on Rome and Barbarians too. I call the Weather Channel the Disaster Channel.
     
  2. JerolW

    JerolW Forum Resident

    Spike, soon to be Paramount - more commercials than show network.

    jerol
     
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  3. Scooterpiety

    Scooterpiety Current operator of the Freedonia peanut stand

    Location:
    Oregon
    HLN - The Forensic Files Channel
    TV Land - The Roseanne & Golden Girls Channel
    The Weather Channel - The Hurricane Channel
     
  4. McLover

    McLover Forum Resident

    Location:
    East TN
    Discovery- "The Street Racing and Moonshine Channel"
     
  5. McLover

    McLover Forum Resident

    Location:
    East TN
    HLN "The Nancy Grace" channel!
     
  6. McLover

    McLover Forum Resident

    Location:
    East TN
    HGTV "The Love It Or List It Channel"
     
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  7. McLover

    McLover Forum Resident

    Location:
    East TN
    Fox Snooze- "The We Don't Know How To Ride Gain or Use A Microphone Channel" Needs to be Norberged badly, would improve this.
     
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  8. Rachael Bee

    Rachael Bee Miembra muy loca

    You're a very naughty boy! F is for Fake, not Foxes, which stars Jodie Foster....whom is suspicious because there's an F in her probably fake name... ;)
     
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  9. beat_truck

    beat_truck Forum Resident

    Location:
    SW PA
    El Rey Network - the poorly dubbed martial arts movie channel
    CNN - my dad used to call it Communist News Network
    PBS - the beg-a-thon channel
     
  10. pocofan

    pocofan Forum Resident Thread Starter

    Location:
    Alabama
    Emp-TV
     
  11. pocofan

    pocofan Forum Resident Thread Starter

    Location:
    Alabama
    Travel Channel- The Food Paradise Channel
     
  12. Gill-man

    Gill-man Forum Resident

    Location:
    USA
    No, MGMHD is the 60s B-movie Channel.
     
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  13. McLover

    McLover Forum Resident

    Location:
    East TN
    TBN- The Beg-A-Thon Channel. Please send them your Love Gift. Also what did TBN and the Ski report have in common?, 5 feet of base, 50 feet of powder.
     
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  14. Culpa

    Culpa Forum Resident

    Location:
    Philadelphia, PA
    PBS - "Taxpayer, Farmers Insurance, and Viking Cruises Supported Public Television".
     
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  15. Erik Tracy

    Erik Tracy Meet me at the Green Dragon for an ale

    Location:
    San Diego, CA, USA
    MSNBC - More Socialist Noise Broadcasting Channel
     
  16. JerolW

    JerolW Forum Resident

    TNT - The "we'll cut some scenes and you'll barely notice' channel.

    jerol
     
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  17. The Australian version of A&E plays nothing but "fly on the wall" reality television. I can't think what else to call it but "Accident And Emergency".

    As for the Australian MTV, it's definitely Moronic TeleVision. Every day, once a day, there is actually a show called "MTV Plays Music" from just after 3am until 6am.
     
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  18. SquishySounds

    SquishySounds Definitely not two dogs in a people costume.

    Location:
    New York
    HLN - ‘The Wizard of Oz’ channel (“Pay no attention to the actual events of the world.”)

    CNN - “You won’t believe what Trump’s doorman’s cousin’s uncle’s AC-repairman’s yoga instructor told us!”

    MTV - ‘The petty squabbles of athletes who partake in obstacle courses’-TV

    History - ‘The fake lives of people who used to do interesting careers because we used to show the careers but people only cared about the characters petty squabbles’.

    H(istory)2 - Space-Aliens built all human civilization and Hitler.

    The CW - DC Comics channel (often better than the theatrical ‘universe’)

    HGTV - California’s real estate market is a house of cards.

    TLC - Former educational channel now identifies as a non-binary trans-entertainment virtue signaling channel.

    Food Network - A cleverly disguised travel agent for drunks and fatties.

    The Travel channel - A travel agent for more well-to-do drunks and fatties.

    HSN - Invicta watches! Also the best picture quality of any channel.
     
  19. Otlset

    Otlset Forum Resident

    Location:
    Temecula, CA
    CNN: "Resist!"

    Fox: "Resistance is futile!"
     
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  20. jwoverho

    jwoverho Forum Resident

    Location:
    Mobile, AL USA
    We used to call HBO "Hey! Beastmaster"s On!"
     
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  21. Sternodox

    Sternodox SubGenius Pope of Arkansas

    Brilliant! But now there is coffee coming out of my nose. Thanks a lot! ;)
     
  22. bmasters9

    bmasters9 Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Fountain Inn, SC
    GSN: The Harvey Feud Channel (because that's seemingly all that's there now)
     
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  23. audiomixer

    audiomixer As Bald As The Beatles

    I will. They are the biggest liars of them all.
     
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  24. Hulu - The All-the-****-You-Can-Get-On-Basic-Cable Channel.

    That was too long, so they chose "Hulu."
     
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  25. dave9199

    dave9199 Forum Resident

    Location:
    Durham, NC
    Fixed
     

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