Ugly Christmas album covers

Christmas With Susie and Allie
I guess it's supposed to be cute, but 'Susie' looks a lot like Porky Pig!

 

Biology.

 

Or smashed.

 

Homer & Jethro rule!

 

"Hey, let's make Nat King Cole look like The Incredible Hulk!".

"COLE SMASH!".

 

Is that Bobby Brady on the cover?

 

That's not ugly, but it is silly.

 

Or Shrek!

 

I thought Grinch, at least keeping with Christmas theme.

 

There is a strong resemblance

 

This was really bugging me before Christmas.....I couldn't figure out WHERE I'd seen that face. Bobby Brady! That's It!

 

I wish this existed!

 

"And in the morning, I'm making waffles!".

 

Are we even sure that’s a photo of Nat? With the eyebrows it looks more like Johnny Mathis to me.

 

Sorry, kitty...

 

I have this one!!!

 

Almost that time of year again...
Here's an ugly Heino cover:

 

This attempt at a more "realistic" rendering of Rudolph is profoundly disturbing, to say the least.

 

Bring me the head of Perry Como!

 

Wait-! Which alternative universe...?

 

At least they only showed Elvis from the waist up.
At least Captain Kirk only wore that for one season.
At least, by those eyes, we know when Nebors came to the Indy 500 to sing "Back Home Again In Indiana"...he must've found his way to the infield...

 

'...and Eddie Van Halen's heart grew three sizes that day..."

 

Sure ya do, darlin'...here, lemme demonstrate on this banana...

 

Laziness is ugly