What are your favorite "demented" novelty songs?

In the spirit of Dr. Demento, I am wondering what are your favorite demented hits. I used to listen to the show evey week, back in the 80's and I have a lot of the songs, but would love some memory joggers from the Dr.'s other fans.

Would appreciate it, if you would post sources for any songs you share, if you know them. Some of my favorites are...

1. Do You Think I'm Disco - by Steve Dahl - source - 45 RPM record
2. Making Love In A Suburu - by Damaskas - source - Demntia Royale Rhino LP
3. Junkfood Junkie - Larry Groce - Dr. Demento Vol 1. The Mid 70s CD

 

Shooting Pigeons In The Park.

 

Squeeze Box.

 

Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - by Jef Jaisun, on a private press 'Berkeley EP' from 1969.

 

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

 

The 1st single by The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CWR8UI1hV4

backed with:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1N7ATV4suw&feature=related

I still play it on my turntable on occasion.

 

They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa! - Napoleon XIV

 

"The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" by Julie Brown

 

If you mean the Tom Lehrer song, it is Poisoning Pigeons in the Park. If not, sorry.

I always liked Star Dreck. Don't know the source.

 

You mean this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu0Vd8LHFVA

 

One of my favorites:

My Bathroom Is A Private Kind Of Place

 

I've got this in both mono (on 45) and stereo (on CD). To make a mono needle drop, I recorded the b-side and reversed it. I love that.

 

"I Want My Baby Back" - Jimmy Cross (Tollie 9039, 1965): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0x8S1U7O3w

 

"Love Is a Fist"--Mr Bungle.

 

"Stairway to Heaven" was a good one. I always thought that was such bulls@@@ that Led Zeppelin sued the crap out of the songwriters over that, and prevented it from being commercially released.

My novelty faves include:

"Disco Duck (Part 1)" - Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots
"Existential Blues" - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
"I Saw Elvis in a UFO" - Ray Stevens
"Saturday Morning Confusion" - Bobby Russell
"Smells Like Nirvana" - 'Weird Al' Yankovic
"Snoopy's Christmas" - The Royal Guardsmen

I like "Smells Like Nirvana" more than I do "Smells Like Teen Spirit." The first time I heard Weird Al's version, I almost careened off the road in my car, I was laughing so hard. Incredible video, too, and Al's production is dead-on perfect.

 

ELP - "Jeremy Bender"

 

The Streak - Ray Stevens

 

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps-SplodgenessAbounds

Chick-A-Boom-Daddy Dew Drop

There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop-Kirsty MacColl

Magical Misery Tour-Tony Hendra

Gary's Got A B*****-Replacements

 

Sounds like a rip-off of "They're Coming To Take Me Away", but I still like it

They're Here by Boots Walker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CREZPNzFs2g

 

I was always bobbing to 'the marvelous toy' when I was knee high to a vacuum tube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tT_YO16lbU Probably this one.

 

Bobby Bare - Quaaludes Again

 

Wow! I haven't heard that in ages!!

I still love this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFIkeXQI8nI
Must have been rather unsettling for some in the early 60s!

 

I love that song too! I'd love to hear a remake with Mike Doughty singing lead.

 

"Gumball Wizard" - Brad Stanfield