Worst modern album covers

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by MikaelaArsenault, Feb 4, 2018.

  1. Billy Infinity

    Billy Infinity Beloved aunt

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    I'm not a huge Taylor Swift fan, but this is a great cover.
     
  2. Billy Infinity

    Billy Infinity Beloved aunt

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  3. Bobby Morrow

    Bobby Morrow Senior Member

    There are no words.

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  4. thematinggame

    thematinggame Forum Resident

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    Lindsey's solo albums all had bad covers , here is another awful one

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  5. thematinggame

    thematinggame Forum Resident

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    another artist that has been plagued by bad cover art choice is Graham Parker - it is almost as if he tries really hard for people not to buy his albums

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  6. Overthehillsandfaraway

    Overthehillsandfaraway Forum Resident

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    weird thing is, both their faces look photoshopped onto other people's bodies, even though I'm sure that wasn't the intention.
     
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  7. SoporJoe

    SoporJoe Forum Resident

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    Hmmmmm.....this one is OK I think.
     
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  8. Overthehillsandfaraway

    Overthehillsandfaraway Forum Resident

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    What is it about Germans and bad album covers?!
     
  9. Siegmund

    Siegmund Vinyl Sceptic

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    Agreed! I hate this cover: it is utterly meaningless.
     
  10. Jimmy B.

    Jimmy B. Be yourself or don't bother. Anti-fascism.

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    modern....not sure what year we're talking it to cut off by...
     
  11. peerke

    peerke Senior Member

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    Isn't that the norm for a Rolling Stones compilation? Try GRRR, Jump Back, Made in the Shade, Forty Licks... Or the covers of their live albums: Hyde Park Live, Still Live or worst of all: No Security.
    Grrr, indeed!
     
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  12. dkmonroe

    dkmonroe A completely self-taught idiot

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    That is SUCH a terrible photo. All it tells me is that these two probably COULD take a good photo, but didn't. Lindsey's frowning like he bit a lemon, and Christine is positively snarling. Sheesh. Either smile like you're having fun or look serious, but not this.

    Also it tells me that Lindsey can fit into skinny jeans, but shouldn't.
     
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  13. SoporJoe

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    1. This came out almost 30 years ago, hardly "modern".
    2. It is a single, not an album.
     
  14. dkmonroe

    dkmonroe A completely self-taught idiot

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    I have little interest in this album but this is one of the better covers that has been posted in this thread. I don't particularly like her implied "I'm a bad girl now" pose but at least it's designed and photographed well.
     
  15. thematinggame

    thematinggame Forum Resident

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    not German and doesn't look modern
     
  16. Overthehillsandfaraway

    Overthehillsandfaraway Forum Resident

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    Modern Talking won the "competition for the most 80s looking album cover".
     
  17. peerke

    peerke Senior Member

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    That's not German, it's Dutch.
     
  18. SoporJoe

    SoporJoe Forum Resident

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    1988 is not "modern".
     
  19. Terrapin Station

    Terrapin Station Master Guns

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    You forgot:

    3. It's a great cover.

    I love stuff like that. It's pretty absurd/goofy, and maybe a bit creepy--which are aesthetics I like a lot, and it also has eye-catching, interesting formal composition

    Obviously I have different tastes in visual art than most folks, though. I typically can't tell what the heck folks don't like about the examples of bad cover art that they post, and people seem to almost never post the sorts of covers that I don't care for.
     
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  20. Bobby Morrow

    Bobby Morrow Senior Member

    At first glance I thought the blonde was Frida from Abba having fallen on hard times.
     
  21. Overthehillsandfaraway

    Overthehillsandfaraway Forum Resident

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    Oops, posted in haste. I confess it isn't modern either, but it is memorably awful imo.
     
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  22. Bobby Morrow

    Bobby Morrow Senior Member

    When you’re as old as some of us on here 1988 feels like about 6 months ago.:)
     
  23. Bobby Morrow

    Bobby Morrow Senior Member

    Lindsey’s jeans look weird. Like one of those pictures where they’re painted on and he’s actually nude!
     
  24. Bobby Morrow

    Bobby Morrow Senior Member

    It’s not so bad. I just wanted to get that Prisoner Cell Block H joke in.:)
     
  25. Bobby Morrow

    Bobby Morrow Senior Member

    Judging by that picture, this is one gift from Lindsey I don’t want!
     

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