You know the vinyl trend has gone deep and wide when things like this up here called

Exactly, but you need special Scotch tape that breaks, gets caught, flakes, and flaps wildly at the end and beginning.

 

Do you need to put talcum powder on the belt or buy an expensive one to make it play at 33 and a third?

 

does it come in a left handed model?

 

I am totally into something that makes getting the tape out harder --- as long as it looks cool while I am doing it!!

Sadly, I'd probably buy it..... worse yet my wife is such a good egg and supportive of all my obsessions she'd probably buy it for me unsolicited!!

 

You're in Australia, so you'd be using it upside down anyway, so it should be OK...

 

Be sure to use masking tape for backmasking.