You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by Dominick, Oct 14, 2017.

  1. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...The last time your record collection totaled under 100,000, Kiss were still hiding their identities.
     
  2. ZippyPippy

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    You're more prolific in this thread then Jeff Foxworthy free-styling in Nashville.
     
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  3. If I Can Dream_23

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    Yes, I'm very un-prolific in music, so this is the sort of fun nonsense I resort to as a creative outlet. :laugh:
     
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  4. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Just your copies of Kind Of Blue are a tourist's attraction!
     
  5. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You own Rhino reissues that haven't even been released yet!
     
  6. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You were offered the world for your record collection, but ultimately chose the records.
     
  7. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You own live records of concerts that never even took place!
     
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  8. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Just your Jazz records alone were appraised at around 300 million dollars.
     
  9. FredV

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    ....Your wife says “it’s either the record collection or me!”, and you find more room to store your discs since she left! :hide:
     
  10. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You showed your favorite artist all the vinyl you own by them and they didn't even recognize most of them!
     
  11. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Your collection has its own ticker symbol on the New York Stock Exchange!
     
  12. BILLONEEG

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    You start using them as plates, serving trays, coasters, Frisbees or:
     
  13. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Just your compilations by the Doors number somewhere around three thousand.
     
  14. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Half of the copies in your Live At Leeds crate weren't even authorized by The Who!
     
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  15. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...The last time you were as excited as you were for the Alice Cooper Reissues on Rhino, you were watching Naomi Watts in Mullholland Drive!
     
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    That looks like one of those fun scenes where a stamp collector purchases a bag of 2000 random stamps and gets to go through them all and pick out his favorites. Except this scene looks even far more fun! Or maybe far more worrisome! I'm not sure which. :)
     
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  18. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Rhino limited the colored vinyl reissue of Alice Cooper's Pretties For You to 4,000 copies, but somehow you own 5,000 of them!
     
  19. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You had to take the week off work to locate a specific record.
     
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  20. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You have more crates in your house than an entire orange grove!
     
  21. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Pressing plants have actually shipped records right to your house!
     
  22. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You have single-handedly caused about 200 albums to earn Gold status!
     
  23. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...The RIAA has consulted with you before.
     
  24. BILLONEEG

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    The moment someone gives you a Justin Bieber LP.:yikes:
     
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  25. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You are single-handedly the reason why vinyl sales have increased from last year!
     
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