You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by Dominick, Oct 14, 2017.

  1. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you were notified by the county that your record collection will need its own zip code!
     
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  2. Ash76

    Ash76 Senior Member

    Doesn't everyone?
     
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  3. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...half of the national debt would be erased if you stopped buying new vinyl on credit!
     
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  4. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    I would hope so! At least a Crosley! :biglaugh:
     
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  5. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you temporarily misplaced one of your five 2nd state Butcher Covers and actually fainted!
     
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  6. ZippyPippy

    ZippyPippy Forum Resident

    You insist it be AAA air. And you keep them sealed for redundancy of quietude.
     
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  7. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You bought your house more for the records than as a means of shelter!
     
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  8. melstapler

    melstapler Reissue Activist

    I quit using moving companies about 10 years ago, when they claimed to have "lost" 4 large boxes of valuable LPs. No logical reason why boxes placed in an enclosed moving truck would disappear into thin air.
     
  9. Yayastone

    Yayastone Forum Resident

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    ..You make an Instagram account dedicated to vinyl.
     
  10. LeBon Bush

    LeBon Bush Hound of Love

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    Ha! Never! ;)
     
  11. markp

    markp I am always thinking about Jazz.

    I aspire to have a record warehouse!
     
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  12. sathvyre

    sathvyre formerly known as ABBAmaniac

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    ...you get rid of many albums...at the time I am selling many records...
     
  13. Mike Reynolds

    Mike Reynolds Forum Resident

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    You know you have too many records when you start a thread about having too many records.
     
  14. Dominick

    Dominick Forum Resident Thread Starter

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    When you read 15 pages on having too many records...
     
  15. lightbulb

    lightbulb Not the Brightest of the Bunch

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    Not really....
    I just buy vinyl by the pound, preferring weight, bulk, and quantity over quality.
     
  16. stax o' wax

    stax o' wax Forum Resident

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    Too many records.....
    That made me laugh.
     
  17. InStepWithTheStars

    InStepWithTheStars It's a miracle, let it alter you

    Let me know when you buy some great stuff, then see if you can get your downstairs tenant evicted! :laugh:
     
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  18. Norco74

    Norco74 Forum Resident

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    LOL

    E.G. Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Moon
     
  19. Bananas&blow

    Bananas&blow Forum Resident

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    Worth thread bomb of all time. Congrats. I had to skip about 8 pages of this thread.
    I don't have too many records. But I probably don't need near as many as I am about to buy.
     
  20. notesfrom

    notesfrom Forum Resident

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    You want someone to haul it all away and hand you $25,000.
     
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  21. The Trinity

    The Trinity Forum Resident

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    You have to move Records aside to get to your Fruit Loops.
     
  22. BILLONEEG

    BILLONEEG Forum Resident

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    You have thoughts of lining all the walls of your in-ground pool with album covers, covering the floor with the vinyl LP's & sealing everything permanently so you can imagine swimming in a record store.
     
  23. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You've used records as furniture.
     
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  24. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You passed on going to college because there were no "Record Collecting Classes" in the course catalog.
     
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  25. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...your tax accountant knows about your collection!
     
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