You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by Dominick, Oct 14, 2017.

  1. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...you don't visit record stores, you own most of them.
     
    rednedtugent likes this.
  2. Mike Reynolds

    Mike Reynolds Forum Resident

    Location:
    Menlo Park, CA.
    You know you have too many records when David Letterman calls his home office in Wahoo, Neb to do a Top Ten list about your having too many records.
     
    If I Can Dream_23 likes this.
  3. JoeF.

    JoeF. Forum Resident

    Location:
    New Jersey, USA
    When you suddenly remember that someone has borrowed a CD/album from you and hasn't returned it yet--but you really don't care because you have several copies of it on the shelves or "in the pile."
     
  4. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...you invited a record store owner to see all of your records, and he had to close his shop for a month!
     
    Mike Reynolds likes this.
  5. JoeF.

    JoeF. Forum Resident

    Location:
    New Jersey, USA
    Or could open a record store if you want to...
     
    If I Can Dream_23 likes this.
  6. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...Hollywood just uses you if they need stock music.
     
  7. JoeF.

    JoeF. Forum Resident

    Location:
    New Jersey, USA
    When you know you won't starve for at least the next 20 years if you carefully sell then off one or two at a time each day to pay for meals....
     
  8. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...your birth certificate is numbered like the White Album!
     
  9. JoeF.

    JoeF. Forum Resident

    Location:
    New Jersey, USA
    Or record stores visit you.
     
    If I Can Dream_23 likes this.
  10. MarcS

    MarcS Forum Resident

    Location:
    Oradell NJ
    You can't remember if you have don't own something you see or you already have 2 copies so you buy it anyway.
     
    rednedtugent likes this.
  11. Norco74

    Norco74 Forum Resident

    Location:
    Earth
    All of the above!
     
    If I Can Dream_23 likes this.
  12. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...the entire music industry pretty much functions on your every wish and purchase!
     
  13. ccbarr

    ccbarr Forum Resident

    Location:
    Iowa, USA
    The stacks of CDs not put away reach the ceiling, thus becoming shelves in their own right.
     
    If I Can Dream_23 likes this.
  14. mick_sh

    mick_sh Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

    Location:
    Madrid, Spain
    When you need this.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...the growth of the entire lumber industry practically hinges on your ongoing consumption of wood for your shelves!
     
  16. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    I was gonna say..."if you've ever slept with a record". I never thought that one could sleep on top of the records! :D
     
    Russ_B66 likes this.
  17. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...you have promo records for promo records.
     
  18. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...just playing every Miles Davis record you own would take you well into the 22nd century!
     
    boe, DTK and JoeF. like this.
  19. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...you order protective sleeves and always purchase the bulk quantity.
     
  20. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...no merging of record label companies happens without you being consulted!
     
  21. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...Record Store Day fell on your birthday and you never once thought about your birthday!
     
  22. Terry

    Terry Forum Resident

    Location:
    Milwaukee
    If I walked into a record store that had my collection, I would freeze—with an enormous stiffy.
     
  23. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...you consider the birth of your first child and finding a mono copy of the Doors "Waiting For The Sun" to be equal high points in your life.
     
  24. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...you have records in the refigerator!
     
  25. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    ...you don't even use gift cards towards records because you buy so damn many to begin with that it doesn't even matter!
     

Share This Page