You know you have too many records when David Letterman calls his home office in Wahoo, Neb to do a Top Ten list about your having too many records.
When you suddenly remember that someone has borrowed a CD/album from you and hasn't returned it yet--but you really don't care because you have several copies of it on the shelves or "in the pile."
...you invited a record store owner to see all of your records, and he had to close his shop for a month!
When you know you won't starve for at least the next 20 years if you carefully sell then off one or two at a time each day to pay for meals....
You can't remember if you have don't own something you see or you already have 2 copies so you buy it anyway.
...the growth of the entire lumber industry practically hinges on your ongoing consumption of wood for your shelves!
I was gonna say..."if you've ever slept with a record". I never thought that one could sleep on top of the records!
...you consider the birth of your first child and finding a mono copy of the Doors "Waiting For The Sun" to be equal high points in your life.
...you don't even use gift cards towards records because you buy so damn many to begin with that it doesn't even matter!