...the last time you walked out of a record store with just one album, you could buy one for 3 bucks!
...news reports stated that holiday sales were down 30% from last year. It turns out that you just didn't buy any new vinyl in November!
...your record collection isn't a collection, it's a resource. ...your record collection isn't a collection, it's an archive. ...your record collection isn't a collection, it's a national landmark!
...tourists were asked if they wanted to visit the Grand Canyon or see your records. The responses were 50/50!
...a once in a century eclipse was occuring but you missed it because you had to re-arrange a shelf of Kiss records!
...you were allowed access to see the inside of Fort Knox, but had to pick up the new Zeppelin deluxe issues!
You marry the girl next door - not for her looks, money, personality or wholesomeness - but because the potential vinyl storage capacity and square footage of her house and wall-space makes her a 'good catch'.
