You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by Dominick, Oct 14, 2017.

  1. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you honestly think being called a "music collector" is a compliment.
     
  2. aravel

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    ::...when you always carry a small notebook with the albums you want to buy, but you ended up buying a lot more that were not on the list...
     
  3. aravel

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    :::..when your wife taps you one shoulder whispering: "...you already have that one..." :sigh: --real life fact, last saturday
     
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  4. Norco74

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    ...or simply, plenty of albums that are not on the list!
     
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  5. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you'd rather wrestle an alligator than thin out your box sets.
     
  6. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...it's a good day if you only misplace ten records.
     
  7. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...Summer came and went while you were doing A/B comparisons!
     
  8. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...your kids managed to graduate while you were collecting rare pieces of wax!
     
  9. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...your wife moved to Europe while you were collecting.

    And you hadn't even noticed!
     
  10. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you have more Chicago albums than there are roman numerals!
     
  11. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you single-handedly affect the list prices of most box sets!
     
  12. Veltri

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    You use album covers as placemats and vinyl as plates.

    One of your turntables is a Lazy Susan.
     
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  13. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you think it's normal to spend 12 straight hours comparing prices on polysleeves.
     
  14. ...when you get excited to find a title, buy it, take it home and when you go to file it, you find you already have it.
     
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  15. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...the last time you could count your records, Rod Stewart was with Faces.
     
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  16. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you abandoned all logic about three formats ago.
     
  17. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you go to a record store to get away from records!
     
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  18. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you don't have the room to archive your 50,000 DVD's!
     
  19. Monasmee

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    When Eight Miles High is no longer about the song or drugs. ;)
     
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  20. If I Can Dream_23

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    Too bad the Byrds couldn't have released it as "Eight Hundred Miles High". That would have been more in the ballpark. :laugh:
     
  21. Dopey

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    When the Sleestaks can't fit into your cave anymore
     
  22. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...your idea of "having some Sinatra in the collection" means an entire bookshelf.
     
  23. Monasmee

    Monasmee Forum Resident

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    Eight Hundred Miles High of albums stacked horizontally would certainly qualify as having too many records. ;)
     
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  24. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you think the tires on your car have "run out grooves".
     
  25. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...doing a needle drop of all your albums would finish sometime around the return of the ice age!
     

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