You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by Dominick, Oct 14, 2017.

  1. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...the mail truck has never used your mailbox! Every delivery comes straight to the door...
     
  2. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...there's no money left to buy a turntable.
     
  3. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...your collection has a bar code system.
     
  4. Tribute

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    ...when you don't need a notebook, because you are just as thrilled buying a duplicate as buying your first copy of something
     
  5. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...The FedEx truck is waiting for the mail truck to get out of the driveway!

    And the mail truck had been waiting because UPS was in the way...
     
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  6. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you have records on pre-order that you can't even pronounce.
     
  7. Bocajoe

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    You can justify a $60,000 home equity loan to finance a $50,000 turntable and another $10,000 in vinyl because you MUST HAVE brand new, never played, hot stamped records to play on your new table! But your wife doesn't see the logic in calling this a "home improvement" loan!
     
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  8. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you arrange your albums by cover texture!
     
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  9. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you can't find your own sofa.
     
  10. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you didn't move "into" a house, a house was built around the collection.
     
  11. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you have records produced by Hollywood stars.
     
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  12. MrSka57

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    ... you can't decide what to listen to, say Screw It and watch tv instead.
     
  13. If I Can Dream_23

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    Or you decide to watch a DVD but find a CD in the player instead! :)
     
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  14. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you think it's perfectly normal to have 20 different pressings of Kiss Unmasked.
     
  15. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you figure you could listen to your live albums alone and have enough material to take you well into the 23rd century.
     
  16. TheLazenby

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    ....your floor caves in because of them, as happened to Dr. Demento?
     
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  17. mark winstanley

    mark winstanley Pick up a fast car, burn my name in the road

    you think, one sneeze in the wrong place will mean your death ... and it sounds like a lovely way to go
     
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  18. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you have more copies of Alice Cooper's "Love It To Death" than virtues.
     
  19. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...every minute of your day is linked to vinyl in some way.
     
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  20. MrSka57

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    Sheer poetry.
     
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  21. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...a crate has become a bookcase!
     
  22. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you took a CD back to the store because the disc had no inner sleeve!
     
  23. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you have double albums on one record.
     
  24. Carl Swanson

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    . . . your downstairs neighbor has to keep removing his toupee to shake out plaster dust.
     
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  25. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...you mortgaged your house in order to get a clean box set copy of Chicago At Carnegie Hall.
     

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