Your Favorite Line From a Curb Your Enthusiasm Show

I'll start with "are you my Caucasian?"

 

Way too many to list.

 

Maybe one from the"Palastein Chicken"ep.
"I'm gonna **** the Jew right outta you"

 

P.S. Your **** is in the sink.

 

Not really a line per se, but his hack-hack-hack like a cat trying to cough up a hairball after...um...well, you know.

 

From Season 3 episode The Grand Opening:
Susie Green to Cheryl-"F**k you You Car-Wash C***!"

 

"Mrs. David, how is your v----a?"
Long silence.
"It's fine, Wandering Bear."

 

You get in that a$$, Larry!

 

"I submit you took that baseball, stashed it in your unusually large vag**a, and walked right on out of here!"

 

Tara: Mommy, Mommy, that bald man's in the bathroom, and there's something hard in his pants!!

And also

Leon: you've got to recharge the mitzvah

 

"The dog bit my *****!"

 

That whole conversation is probably my favorite dialog of the whole series.

http://lybio.net/curb-your-enthusiasm-get-in-that-larry/comedy/

 

beloved c***

 

TITMOUSE !

 

**** Hugh!

 

'Trick or treating at 40?!"

So good.

 

First thing that came to mind, right along with, "It's a typo!"

 

"Joseph likes the peppers"

And, it's more than a line but this always cracks me up...

 

Okay, if we go beyond a line, I always loved this scene. Shelley Berman is perfect as Larry's dad:

 

It is a scene that absolutely gets me howling with laughter. I was going to quote all of Shara's sex dialogue from this episode, but out of respect for SH and the Gorts, I give you a link instead. It's the third quote down the page . . . .

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640882/quotes

 

"What are you doing in the lobby 20 minutes before the show fighting with a Sikh"