Discussion in 'Visual Arts' started by Jerryb, Dec 5, 2009.
When Jerry sees George's girlfriend swimming topless.
"Boutros Boutros Ghali"
Jerry to Kristin Davis when the toilet explodes:
"Have a nice life"
Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Kramer: "You're an Anti-Dentite!"
Newman: "When you control the mail, you control...information!!!"
But that's as of right now...there are so many good ones!
Sweet Fancy Moses
Jerry: So I have to choose between seeing you and doing the voice?
Claire: That’s right.
Jerry: I can do that.
Claire: So what’s your decision?
Jerry: I don't know.
Claire: Jerry, hi.
Elaine: I've yada yada'd sex.
Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part!
Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.
Frank Costanza: "You have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken... So who's having sex with the hen?"
"You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
"Oh yeah, Riley? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"
"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
JERRY: I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.
GEORGE: . . . I thought the woman was kind of cute.
Soup Nazi: No soup for you! Come back one year!
"And you want to be my latex salesman."
Another classic line.....
KRAMER: May I have one of those, madam?
(Sorry, I couldn't think of one single line.)
You got gonorrhea from a tractor?? And you call *that* your tractor
...My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.
Alright, that's it for me. You've been great. Goodnight everybody.
Frank to Estelle (while cracking eggs) " I'm BACK, BA-BY!"
Kramer: "I'm out!"
I almost picked this one and the chicken, rooster, hen line.
There's just so many.
When George is talking about peeing in the gym floor drain.
"It's all pipes."
lots of minor ones I say all the time, like the cranky old guy who says "that's what they do with GARBAGE, you throw it in the TRASH" about the old records, or "but I dont wanna be a pirate!" when my daughter gets whiny, or George when asked if he slept with the cleaning lady on his desk at work "was that wrong?". But probably my favorite is SERENITY NOW
"George is getting upset!!"
"Who are you?
I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer"
And kudos to the poster that mentioned Newman's "Information.." quote, LOL.
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