Your favorite single line from a Seinfeld show

Discussion in 'Visual Arts' started by Jerryb, Dec 5, 2009.

  1. Jerryb

    Jerryb Forum Resident Thread Starter

    New Jersey
    When Jerry sees George's girlfriend swimming topless.

    "Boutros Boutros Ghali"
  2. deadbirdie

    deadbirdie Forum Resident

    Chicago, IL
    Jerry to Kristin Davis when the toilet explodes:

    "Have a nice life"
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  3. live evil

    live evil Forum Resident

    Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
  4. Steve Hoffman

    Steve Hoffman Your Host Your Host

    Kramer: "You're an Anti-Dentite!"
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  5. Newman: "When you control the mail, you control...information!!!"

    But that's as of right now...there are so many good ones!
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  6. lphunter2

    lphunter2 Forum Resident

    Sweet Fancy Moses
  7. JohnG

    JohnG Boney Fingers Jones

    Long Island, NY
    Jerry: So I have to choose between seeing you and doing the voice?
    Claire: That’s right.
    Jerry: I can do that.
    Claire: So what’s your decision?
    Jerry: I don't know.
    [time passes]
    Claire: Jerry, hi.
    Jerry: Helloooooooo!
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  8. JohnG

    JohnG Boney Fingers Jones

    Long Island, NY
    Elaine: I've yada yada'd sex.
    George: Really?
    Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
    Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part!
    Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.
  9. Jerry

    Jerry Grateful Gort Staff

    New England
    Frank Costanza: "You have the rooster, the hen, and the chicken. The rooster goes with the chicken... So who's having sex with the hen?"
  10. "You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
    "Oh yeah, Riley? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"
    "What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
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  11. mbleicher1

    mbleicher1 Tube Amp Curmudgeon

    San Mateo, CA, USA
    JERRY: I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.

    GEORGE: . . . I thought the woman was kind of cute.
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  12. Jay F

    Jay F New Member

    Pittsburgh, PA
    "Seinfeld, 4?"
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  13. Soup Nazi: No soup for you! Come back one year!
  14. smorrison

    smorrison His Master's Voice

    "And you want to be my latex salesman."
  15. Another classic line.....

    KRAMER: May I have one of those, madam?
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  16. Karnak

    Karnak Formerly Krnak

    Southern Ont.

    (Sorry, I couldn't think of one single line.)

    You got gonorrhea from a tractor?? And you call *that* your tractor

    ...My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

    Alright, that's it for me. You've been great. Goodnight everybody.
  17. Greg1954

    Greg1954 New Member

    Frank to Estelle (while cracking eggs) " I'm BACK, BA-BY!"
  18. Bender Rodriguez

    Bender Rodriguez RIP Exene, best dog ever. 2005-2016

    New Jersey
  19. pdenny

    pdenny Blow up your TV

  20. Jerryb

    Jerryb Forum Resident Thread Starter

    New Jersey
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  21. live evil

    live evil Forum Resident

    I almost picked this one and the chicken, rooster, hen line.
    There's just so many.
  22. Jerryb

    Jerryb Forum Resident Thread Starter

    New Jersey
    When George is talking about peeing in the gym floor drain.

    "It's all pipes."
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  23. pdenny

    pdenny Blow up your TV

    "Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum..."
  24. guidedbyvoices

    guidedbyvoices Diver Dan

    Alpine, TX
    lots of minor ones I say all the time, like the cranky old guy who says "that's what they do with GARBAGE, you throw it in the TRASH" about the old records, or "but I dont wanna be a pirate!" when my daughter gets whiny, or George when asked if he slept with the cleaning lady on his desk at work "was that wrong?". But probably my favorite is SERENITY NOW
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  25. heatherly

    heatherly Well-Known Member

    "George is getting upset!!"

    "Who are you?
    I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer"

    And kudos to the poster that mentioned Newman's "Information.." quote, LOL.

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