Your favorite single line from a Seinfeld show

"No soup for you"

 

George after turning down an offer for "coffee"...

"Take it easy.....take it easy.."

 

This may be my single favorite thread in the Forums.

 

"WE HAD A PACT!!"

 

Do you like golf, Mr. Kramer?

 

I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

 

Gwen: I'm sorry George.

George: I don't understand things were going so great. What happened? Something must have happened.

Gwen: It's not you, it's me.

George: You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me". Nobody tells me it's them not me, if it's anybody it's me.

Gwen: All right, George, it's you.

George: You're *damn* right it's me.

Gwen: I was just trying to...

George: I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me.

Gwen: I'm sure you do it very well.

George: Yes well unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out.

 

What are you, Peter Lorre?

 

Estelle to George (paraphrasing): "You treat your body like an amusement park"

 

"Mulva?"

 

Kramer: "What is that, a Titleist?"

 

When George and Jerry try to come up with Jerry's girlfriend's name - Dolores, aka Mulva:

Geroge: Aretha (for urethra)? Celeste (for breast)? Bovary (for ovary)?
Jerry: Gipple (for nipple)? Loleola (for areola).?

 

When Kramer talks Jerry into wearing Elaine's boyfriends man fur coat, so the super doesn't think his wife is cheating.

Kramer: he's a dandy, a real fancy boy.

Super: want me, love me, shower me with kisses.

So funny, it always makes me laugh.

"He's a real fancy boy"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnKRbEPbItE

 

Gina: A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him? What kind of a man are you?

Jerry: I'm a man who respects a good coma.

 

"Good luck with all that!" said Jerry to George

 

Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?

- Kramer doing moviefone
I use this all the time when trying to decipher toddler talk.

 

I just scored a 2007 box set off eBay for $ 65.00...now the wait and see for condition.

 

You know, for a fat man, you're not very jolly!

 

He is merry

 

From "The Merv Griffin Show"

(George complains to Jerry that pigeons in the park failed to scatter as he walked towards them, causing him stomp one of them.)
GEORGE: I don't get these birds! They're breaking the deal. It's like the pigeons decided to ignore me!
JERRY: So they're like everyone else.

(While driving, George, injures a squirrel that wouldn't get out of the way. His date Miranda insists on taking the squirrel to a vet, and they return to the office after the squirrel is operated on with "special, tiny instruments" that had to be flown in from Houston.)
DOCTOR: One more thing Mister Costanza, we just need to know what time you'll be picking him up tomorrow.
GEORGE: What's that?
DOCTOR: Oh, we're discharging the squirrel. We think he'll be better off at home.
GEORGE: He has no home! He's a squirrel!
DOCTOR: Your home, Mister Costanza. Just make sure he gets his medicine six times a day, and keep his tail elevated.

 

32 DVDs in white sleeves arrived. Not boots, the actual DVDs, but no packaging, no coffee table book.

Still laughing like a maniac though.

" 75 bucks ? Who am I seein', Sinatra in there ? "

 

"No Elaine, that was gibberish"

Sums up everything about Peterman. God bless him.

 

'Hello Newman' says more about the human condition than any other phrase in broadcast history.

 

Maybe not my favourite , but
on the short list

"You're livin' in the past man !
you're hung up on a clown from
the sixties man ! "

(sorry if i posted this before)

 

Kramer - Look away! I'm hideous!

George - Worlds are colliding! George is getting upset!