Your favorite single line from a Seinfeld show

Discussion in 'Visual Arts' started by Jerryb, Dec 5, 2009.

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  1. Hawkeye

    Hawkeye Senior Member

    Kramer: Having the keys to Jerry's apartment - that kept me in a fantasy world. Every time I went over to his house it was like a vacation: better food, better view, better TV, cleaner, oh, much cleaner. That became my reality. I ignored the squalor in my own life because I'm looking at life, you see, through Jerry's eyes. I was living in the twilight, living in the shadows, living in the darkness… like you.

    George: Me?!

    Kramer: Oh, I can barely see you, George.

    George: Stop it Kramer, you're freakin' me out.
     
  2. George P

    George P Notable Member

    Location:
    NYC
    "Now I can peek to see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies."
     
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  3. AFOS

    AFOS Forum Resident

    Location:
    Brisbane,Australia
    Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.
     
  4. George P

    George P Notable Member

    Location:
    NYC
    "Whotoldyoutoputthebalmon?!"
     
  5. AFOS

    AFOS Forum Resident

    Location:
    Brisbane,Australia
    No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable
     
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  6. Geir

    Geir Forum Resident

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    So many.. Gotta go with "Shrinkage"
     
  7. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

    Location:
    Hotel California
  8. George P

    George P Notable Member

    Location:
    NYC
  9. liv3evil

    liv3evil Forum Resident

    Location:
    Upstate NY USA
    A simple joke from a simple man.
     
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  10. Paul J

    Paul J Forum Resident

    Location:
    Baltimore
    This is missing Michael Richards' timing but ......

    Kramer: Aah, Jerry I'm not gonna let you bring me down from this high. I've been partying all night. I saw the sunrise at Liza's!

    George: What, Minelli's!?!

    Kramer: No.
     
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  11. samurai

    samurai Step right up! See the glory, of the royal scam.

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    MINNESOTA
    "You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs.
    "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools."
     
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  12. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    NYC
    "They do have their own schools!"
     
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  13. samurai

    samurai Step right up! See the glory, of the royal scam.

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    Yes, yes they do!
     
  14. George P

    George P Notable Member

    Location:
    NYC
    Elaine: One little baby, whatever you have in stock.

    Agent: Miss Benes...

    Elaine: Look it, look it, Ryan. These people are gettin' a baby. Period. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the fun way.
     
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  15. samurai

    samurai Step right up! See the glory, of the royal scam.

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    Step off George!
     
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  16. Moshe

    Moshe "Silent in four languages."

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    George - "You're up there LAUGHIN'' AND LYIN''!!"
     
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  17. Veltri

    Veltri ♪♫♫♪♪♫♫♪

    Location:
    Canada
    Kramer's "automated" Moviephone: Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected?
     
  18. AFOS

    AFOS Forum Resident

    Location:
    Brisbane,Australia
    Rebecca: I know what you thought. They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps.

    Elaine: If the homeless don't like them the homeless don't have to eat them.

    Rebecca: The homeless don't like them.

    Elaine: Fine.

    Rebecca: We've never gotten so many complaints. Every two minutes, "Where is the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this?"

    Elaine: We were just trying to help.

    Rebecca: Why don't you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells.

    Elaine: I think I might.
     
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  19. samurai

    samurai Step right up! See the glory, of the royal scam.

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    J: "I'm going to hire you as my latex salesman?"
    G: "Right"
    J: "I don't think so."
     
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  20. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

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    Hotel California
    "So I listened to my katra and now<vreep>....I'm dominating the dojo. I'm class champion."
     
  21. BadJack

    BadJack doorman who always high-fives children of divorce

    Location:
    Boston, MA
    Yay, Jerry got it open!
     
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  22. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

    Location:
    Hotel California
    Kramer: "There she is, Miss America..."
    Jerry: "Oh shut the fxxx up!"
     
  23. DLant

    DLant The Upstate Gort Staff

    Location:
    Albany, NY
    Reading all of these posts makes me realize that I use a lot of these Seinfeld-isms in my daily conversations (either with other people or by myself).
     
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  24. pdf1964

    pdf1964 Tainted Member

    Location:
    Shame Alley
    Serenity Now!
     
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  25. BadJack

    BadJack doorman who always high-fives children of divorce

    Location:
    Boston, MA
    ESTELLE: Frank, I'm cold!

    FRANK: Order a hot dish.
     
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