Your favorite single line from a Seinfeld show

Discussion in 'Visual Arts' started by Jerryb, Dec 5, 2009.

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  1. Boris number 9

    Boris number 9 Forum Resident

    I can't wait till we can start quoting Curb your enthusiasm.

    Oscar!
     
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  2. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    NYC
    Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
     
  3. Boris number 9

    Boris number 9 Forum Resident

    Stop Stop your eating Oscar

    Ted Danson gets a delicious sandwich with roast turkey on a nice roll, they want to give me smoked fish with creamed cheese how could tbey
     
  4. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    NYC
    Do you poop standing up?
     
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  5. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    NYC
    Done
     
  6. Lord Summerisle

    Lord Summerisle Forum Resident

    What ever you say Crowell!
     
  7. Boris number 9

    Boris number 9 Forum Resident

  8. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

    Location:
    Hotel California
    Calvin Klein: His buttocks are sublime.

     
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  9. the.giffer

    the.giffer Forum Resident

    'You're the grease monkey'
     
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  10. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

    Location:
    Hotel California
    "She's a heartbreaker...lovetaker...Brubaker...run this prison like a man...oh-oh".
     
  11. All Rights

    All Rights Senior Member

  12. Hawkeye

    Hawkeye Senior Member

    Not sure if this has been mentioned yet..

    George: "You know it's funny, the tomato never took on as a hand fruit."
     
  13. BadJack

    BadJack doorman who always high-fives children of divorce

    Location:
    Boston, MA
    [Setting: Monk's]

    (George and Susan sitting at the middle table)

    GEORGE: (breaks a long silence) The uh, the shoe laces that you bought me, they uh, they worked out well. (thumbs up)

    SUSAN: Well you know, if you need some more. I can get them for ya.

    GEORGE: Should be a while though.

    (Scene Ends)
     
  14. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

    Location:
    Hotel California
    "Santa is not a Commie!"
     
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  15. Moshe

    Moshe "Silent in four languages."

    Location:
    U.S.
    "Pipe down chorus boy!"-
    Elaine's father to George
     
  16. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

    Location:
    Hotel California
    Enzo Manginero: "Oh ah, again with the Edward Scissorhands. How can you have hand like scissors, huh? Show me
    one person who's got hand like scissors."
    Gino Manginero: "Hey, it's a beautiful dream. I'd love to be this man."
    Enzo Manginero: "Did you ever think about what you're going to do on the toilet? (yelling) What are you going to do
    on the toilet?"
    Kramer: "I'd like to have shoehorn hands."
     
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  17. RK2249

    RK2249 Forum Resident

    Location:
    South Jersey
    George: "TWIX!!!!"
     
  18. thgord

    thgord In Search of My Next Euphoric Groove

    Location:
    Moorpark, CA
    boutros-boutros ghali/yo-yo ma!
     
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  19. DLant

    DLant The Upstate Gort Staff

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    Albany, NY
    I say that when I use a candy vending machine.
     
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  20. Vinyl Addict

    Vinyl Addict Forum Resident

    Location:
    MA
    "I choose NOT to race!"
     
  21. thgord

    thgord In Search of My Next Euphoric Groove

    Location:
    Moorpark, CA
    Kramer: Well I find that capricious and arbitrary

    Woman: Your fly is down
    --------------------------
    George (to Jerry): You're using my babies?
     
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  22. rufus t firefly

    rufus t firefly Forum Resident

    Location:
    Arizona
    The entire independent George speech... "a George divided against itself cannot stand ! "
     
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  23. Stan94

    Stan94 Forum Resident

    Location:
    Paris, France
    Serenity now... Insanity later!
     
  24. rufus t firefly

    rufus t firefly Forum Resident

    Location:
    Arizona
    Putty to Elaine - "I'll be back, we'll make out "
     
  25. rufus t firefly

    rufus t firefly Forum Resident

    Location:
    Arizona
    Jerry to Putty the car salesman " I want the inside deal"

    That whole episode kills me.

    George " Yeah, I'm going to get my car serviced at the dealer ! "
     
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