Your favorite single line from a Seinfeld show

Discussion in 'Visual Arts' started by Jerryb, Dec 5, 2009.

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  1. signothetimes53

    signothetimes53 Senior Member

    +1

    :thumbsup:
     
  2. MMM

    MMM Forum Hall Of Fame

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    Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
     
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  3. DetroitDoomsayer

    DetroitDoomsayer Forum Middle Child

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    Kramer:
    "Jerry, will people in the year 2000 still be using napkins or is this whole mouth-vacuum for real?"
     
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  4. Parkertown

    Parkertown Tawny Port

    "Well you get in the mood"!!! - George

    "VanDeLay Industries"!!! "VanDeLay Industries"!!! - George
     
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  5. Parkertown

    Parkertown Tawny Port

    "Hey, A$$man"!!!
     
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  6. scousette

    scousette Forum Resident

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    I was up too late! The quote is "They're real...and they're spectacular!"
     
  7. harmonica98

    harmonica98 Senior Member

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    London, UK
    "Everybody's talking at me/I can't hear a word they're saying/Just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car"

    Tom
     
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  8. Lord Hawthorne

    Lord Hawthorne Currently Untitled

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    "The Bro"
    "The Mansiere"
     
  9. spice9

    spice9 Senior Member

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    Bosomy?
     
  10. music4life

    music4life Senior Member

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    South Elgin, IL
    "Festivus for the rest of us!"...
     
  11. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

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    Hotel California
    George: "Seven."
    Jack Klompus: "Take the pen."
    Elaine: "Stella!!!"
     
  12. MikeT

    MikeT Prior Forum Cretin and Current Impatient Creep

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    I can't carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.
     
  13. gilbert green

    gilbert green Forum Resident

    "But it will always be Burma to me"

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  14. jwoverho

    jwoverho Licensed Drug Dealer

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    Mobile, AL USA
    Kramer: "It's like a circus in your mouth". or "Kenny come back!"
     
  15. axeugene

    axeugene It don't matter if yer by my side, I'm satisfied

    "War- what is it good for?"
     
  16. gillcup

    gillcup Senior Member

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    Raleigh, NC, USA
    "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
     
  17. theanswer337

    theanswer337 Forum Resident

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    "I made great small talk with the waitress so she could see I could relate to the commoners... you know, I'm a man of the people"

    -G. Costanza
     
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  18. Turnaround

    Turnaround Senior Member

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    JERRY: No, but I'll tell you something. Of all the guys I know, I could envision you going out with him.

    ELAINE: If you were a woman would you go out with him?

    JERRY: If I was a woman I'd be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in.

    ELAINE: (laughs) Ya, I bet you would. all right, give him my number.
     
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  19. Jay F

    Jay F New Member

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    Call Mr. Plow
    That's my name
    That name again is Mr. Plow!
     
  20. DennyFan88

    DennyFan88 Forum Resident

    Kramer: "Jerry, the whole building is brick."
     
  21. pdenny

    pdenny 22-Year SHTV Participation Trophy Recipient

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    Great episode. The only Seinfeld ep that was animated.
     
  22. "No soup for you"
    any of the lines about regifting.
     
  23. TaterBones

    TaterBones Active Member

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    The Upstate, SC
    "Thanks, you've been great! I'll see you in the cafeteria!"
     
  24. VU Master

    VU Master Senior Member

    "You want a Christmas card? You want a Christmas card? All right here! Here's your Christmas card!"
     
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  25. slinkyfarm

    slinkyfarm Forum Resident

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    "I don't wanna be a pirate!"
     
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