Your favorite single line from a Seinfeld show

"We got Al Jolson here, Al Jolson!!" (Newman at Bleecker Bob's Records)

 

At the Yankee's meeting someone announced: "Our next speaker is George Costanza on the subject of risk management."

George: "Ovaltine. Have you ever had this stuff? Why is it called Ovaltine?"
He flips through a few pages....
George: "They should call it round tine. You know what I'm talking about."

Wilhelm(proudly, to the man seated beside him): "He's my protégé"

 

Elaine: My father left us when I was 9, so I guess that's why I have this fear of abandonment.

Boyfriend: Wow, that's so touching.

Elaine: Yes it is.

 

First thing i thought of today. news today that BBG passed away. Any one else have this reaction?

 

I'm watching 'Judge Faith' and the plaintiff is a black woman named Donna Chang.

 

Estelle: "She's not Chinese, I was duped!"

 

Elaine: He took...IT out.

 

Elaine: GET ... OUT!

 

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

 

George: "Serenity Now"

 

"Y'know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England."

A pickup line for the ages.

Also this...

 

"It wasn't a pick!"

 

Kramer: "I'm out!"

 

Jackie: "Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen, into a horrible twisted freak."
Wilkie: "I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity."

 

Jerry: I don't understand. Do you have my reservation?

Rental Car Agent: We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars.

Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.

Rental Car Agent: I think I know why we have reservations.

Jerry: I don't think you do. You see, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

 

"YOU went out with . . . Newman?" (from The Big Salad episode)

 

I don't want to be a pirate!

 

This is the exact moment when Seinfeld became Seinfeld. Specifically, the way Jerry delivers "I don't think you do."

 

I hate to be pedantic but it's not entirely accurate.

"Jerry: I don't understand, I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?

Rental Car Agent: Yes we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.

Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the reservation.

Rental Car Agent: I know why we have reservations.

Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to *take* the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them."

 

George: "He can be pedantic! He can be pedantic!"

 

George: "You know, I've been thinking. I cannot envision any circumstance in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it going to happen? I just don't see how it could occur."

 

Jerry (to George): Sex is about a relationship between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich!

 

Jackie Chiles - Your face is my case.

 

Newman: "VILE WEED!"