Your Top 5 Monty Python Sketches (including The Films)

Ah - I'd forgotten that one. Absolutely brilliant!

 

Wow - great story. Envy you.
Weren't you supposed to crack it in half and clop along with the film? Or did you keep them whole and use two?

 

So many, but a few of my favorites..

Silly Walks
Argument Clinic
"Make sure he doesn't leave the room..." - Holy Grail
song - "Every $perm is sacred" - Meaning of Life
The stoning - Life of Brian

 

I WANT MORE BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I don't really find the Argument Clinic all that funny but it has a myriad of applications to real life ...

 

1. Silly Walks
2. The Bishop
3. Dead Parrot
4. Biggus Dickus (Life of Brian)
5. Hells Grannys

This list would change daily for me...

Nothing has and ever will come close to Monty Python! Genius.

 

"We want... a shrubbery!"

The Rabbit of Caerbannog:
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Look at it's teeth!!

 

Can't believe I forgot about The Bishop. Worth it just for the title sequence.

 

they were handed out as we exited the showing so we didn't really have the chance. that would have been interesting though for hundreds of movie goers in their seats trying to crack a coconut.

 

Very cool. You gripped it by the husk I assume?

 

i did and it was good for both of us.

 

Ed Bishop loves it too.

Evan

 

What I would like to know, is how the coconuts got to the cinema..

 

Ken Clean Air System

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TloAaokveM

 

I laughed harder at this silly moment from Grail then anything else in all of the movies. Why? I DON'T KNOW!!

[the King gestures to the window to the kingdom, valleys and hills]

King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.
The Dullard Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?

 

mouse people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixrQcGQ6o-w

The man who is alternately rude and polite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1leDAwjtto

Monty Python's "Sam Peckinpa's Salad Days."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmcrreUVBeo

Can't find clip. Sketch from Holy Grail soundtrack
about the Professional Logician

D. P. Gumby - My Brain Hurts!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIlKiRPSNGA

 

1) The Architect Sketch.
2) Arthur "Two-Sheds" Jackson
3) "Hello, I'm Superintendent Tiger."
4) Ken Shabby
5) The Twin Peaks of Mount Everest
6) Olympic Being Eaten By A Crocodile Event
7) Tribute to John Denver

I could keep going forever.

 

The Bishop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDnE-5lD7w8

Hamlet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsXKT5RhJf8


Prejudice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knwwgZNeIpA


Spot the Looney:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTFDS-MGFK0


Mr & Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgHsCyWkB5g


Honorable Mention:

Oscar Wilde Sketch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXW6tfl2Y0&feature=related

 

This thread needs to be revived, as many of the posts on the first page did not include YouTube links... and also, because Monty Python is awesome

I'll start the revival...

The Cheese Shop:

 

How To Do It:

 

Fish License:

 

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson
Parrot
Nudge Nudge Wink Wink
Silly Walks
How not to be seen

 

Hard to narrow it down to 5! Love Monty Python! (Especially 'Flying Circus' series' 1 & 2.) I guess I'll go with these in no particular order:

-Scott of the Antarctic/ Scott of the Sahara
-Ministry of Silly Walks
-The Spanish Inquisition
-Dead Parrot
-Upper Class Twit of the Year

 

1. The Swamp Castle portion with the two guards ("He's not to leave the room until I come and get him")
2. String ("I see a nude woman - in a bath - with a doctor - holding a piece of your string")
3. The Book Shop ("That's G-R-A-T-E expectations by Charles Dikkens (with two K's)")
4. The Undertaker ("Not raw, we cook her!")
5. The Cheese Shop

Honorable mention: The Cathcart Towers Hotel bit from A Fish Called Wanda