Your favorite single line from a Seinfeld show

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  1. RK2249

    RK2249 Forum Resident

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    "Cosmo Kramer...you are the Assman"

     
    RK2249, Jun 23, 2017
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  2. Moshe

    Moshe "Silent in four languages."

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    Elaine: He's an importer/exporter.
    Susan: So what does he import?
    Elaine: Potato chips
    Susan: What does he export?
    Elaine: Diapers
     
    Moshe, Jul 18, 2017
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  3. Moshe

    Moshe "Silent in four languages."

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    Elaine: NINA!!!
     
    Moshe, Jul 18, 2017
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  4. Rhapsody In Red

    Rhapsody In Red Forum Resident

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    NO SOUP FOR YOU...
     
    Rhapsody In Red, Jul 18, 2017
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  5. Hawkeye

    Hawkeye Senior Member

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    Newman: Jerry? I'm a little insulted.
    Jerry: You're not a little anything, Newman.
     
    Hawkeye, Jul 18, 2017
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  6. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    Newman (giggling) - A pair of bear claws please!
     
    George P, Jul 18, 2017
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  7. Groovy

    Groovy Forum Resident

    Either George's father: And now the airing of grievances. I got a lotta problems with you people!

    Or George: We're tryin' to have a society here!
     
    Groovy, Jul 19, 2017
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  8. Billy Budapest

    Billy Budapest Forum "Member"

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    Also, the "The Rye" episode:

    “I want that rye, lady! Shut up, you old bag!"--Jerry
     
    Billy Budapest, Jul 19, 2017
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  9. Standoffish

    Standoffish Smarter than a turkey

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    North Carolina
    "My wallet's gone!, my wallet's gone!"
     
    Standoffish, Jul 19, 2017
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  10. RK2249

    RK2249 Forum Resident

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    Kramer: How can a street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
     
    RK2249, Jul 19, 2017
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  11. Billy Infinity

    Billy Infinity Beloved aunt

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    Jackie: Miss Wilkie, your tobacco company has turned this beautiful specimen into a horrible, twisted freak.

    Kramer: Who could love me?

    Wilkie: I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.

    Kramer: <smiles at tobacco representative>

    Jackie: Rugged? The man's a goblin.
     
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    Billy Infinity, Aug 11, 2017
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  12. GroovyGuy

    GroovyGuy Forum Resident

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    By far just the humor of "Not that there is anything wrong with that" wins in my book LOL

     
    GroovyGuy, Aug 11, 2017
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  13. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    George's defensive comment about his father being gay kills me.
     
    George P, Aug 11, 2017
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  14. Standoffish

    Standoffish Smarter than a turkey

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    As well as his followup defense:

    "Do you wanna have sex right now? Do you want to have sex with me right now?! Let's go, baby! C'mon!"
     
    Standoffish, Aug 11, 2017
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  15. irender

    irender Forum Resident



    Jerry: It
    Elaine: It
    Jerry: Out
    Elaine: Out
     
    irender, Aug 11, 2017
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  16. Bertly

    Bertly Senior Member

    You're hung up on some band from the sixties, man!
     
    Bertly, Aug 12, 2017
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  17. Oatsdad

    Oatsdad Oat, Biscuits, Abbie & Mitzi: Best Dogs Ever

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    Alexandria VA
    "Clown" - George is hung up on a clown from the 60s.

    Great scene! :righton:
     
    Oatsdad, Aug 12, 2017
    #967
  18. RK2249

    RK2249 Forum Resident

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    So many lines from Jackie Chiles to choose from but one of his funniest IMO:

    "I’ve been practicing law for 25 years, you’re listenin’ to a caddy!"
     
    RK2249, Aug 14, 2017
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  19. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    WHOTOLDYOUTOPUTTHEBALMON?
     
    George P, Aug 14, 2017
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  20. RK2249

    RK2249 Forum Resident

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    I know...I was going to put that one but wanted to find something more subtle...and Jackie is rarely subtle.
     
    RK2249, Aug 14, 2017
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  21. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    NYC
    :agree:
     
    George P, Aug 14, 2017
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  22. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    NYC
    I love when George says "pretty, pretty, pretty good" on the Seinfeld reunion that aired in Curb.
     
    George P, Aug 14, 2017
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  23. RK2249

    RK2249 Forum Resident

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    Elaine to Kramer: "Benes! It's Benes, you jackass, not Bennett. Yeah!"
     
    RK2249, Aug 14, 2017
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  24. razerx

    razerx Forum Resident

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    Sonoma California
    shrinkage
     
    razerx, Aug 14, 2017
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  25. Ringmaster_D

    Ringmaster_D Surfer of Sound Waves

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    Chicago, IL
    "Soup's not a meal!"
     
    Ringmaster_D, Aug 14, 2017
    #975
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