You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by Dominick, Oct 14, 2017.

  1. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Your motto is: If an album is worth buying once, it's worth buying ten times".
     
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  2. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...If you lined up all your records side by side, it would circle the Earth three times!
     
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  3. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You scan the "100 Rarest Records List" and discover you own 92 of them! And you lose sleep at night worrying about how to track down copies of the other 8!
     
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  4. If I Can Dream_23

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    Record supplies manufacturers ask you for input on how to design their storage products and what materials they should use.
     
  5. This Heat

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    You have no idea what to listen to because you have so many records so you decide to buy something new.
     
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  6. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You've leased your Jazz collection alone out to museums!
     
  7. j.barleycorn

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    You have dreams about being in record stores and discovering really cool records only to wake up and realize that those records don't actually exist.
     
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  8. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Your idea of scaling back your collection means picking out one soundtrack album per year, removing it from the main shelf, and storing it in the closet.
     
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  9. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You have albums by The Beatles that they didn't even record!
     
  10. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You have stuff by Elvis that he didn't even record!
     
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  11. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Just pulling out a Christmas record to enjoy during the holidays requires a week-long preparation.
     
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  12. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Just your Sinatra LP's hover somewhere around 100,000 copies.
     
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  13. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You dropped $2 million on a small mansion for no other reason than to acquire more storage space for the records.
     
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  14. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Record plants have used you as an outside distributor!
     
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  15. gregorya

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    When you worry that you might discover another artist that you like and will have to find space to accommodate more...
     
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  16. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...Your idea of being more practical with buying records is cutting back your new vinyl purchases from 25 a week to 22.
     
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  17. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You bought every "Summer Of Love" reissue from Rhino in one day! And you are pretty sure you had the originals to begin with...
     
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  18. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You have boxes of records from 1982 that you haven't even gotten around to sorting yet.
     
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  19. Cassiel

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    That's "at least enough," not "too many!"
     
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  20. If I Can Dream_23

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    ...You had a favorite artist sign a few records you own of them, and they weren't aware they even recorded them!
     
  21. Cassiel

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    The important "library" approach. Not everything gets listened to/checked out regularly, but it's always there if you need it.

    By the way, my son will inherit approximately 200 CDs' worth of Sun Ra music after my demise.
     
  22. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...The last time your collection was humanly manageable, The 4 Seasons were topping the charts.
     
  23. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You bedroom has about 7,000 records, and no bed!
     
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  24. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...If you sold off your collection you could buy Microsoft!
     
  25. Dominick

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    Who the **** are you, and do you have a photo of YOUR record collection?
     

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