...The last time your record collection totaled under 100,000, Kiss were still hiding their identities.
Yes, I'm very un-prolific in music, so this is the sort of fun nonsense I resort to as a creative outlet.
....Your wife says “it’s either the record collection or me!”, and you find more room to store your discs since she left!
...You showed your favorite artist all the vinyl you own by them and they didn't even recognize most of them!
...The last time you were as excited as you were for the Alice Cooper Reissues on Rhino, you were watching Naomi Watts in Mullholland Drive!
That looks like one of those fun scenes where a stamp collector purchases a bag of 2000 random stamps and gets to go through them all and pick out his favorites. Except this scene looks even far more fun! Or maybe far more worrisome! I'm not sure which.
...Rhino limited the colored vinyl reissue of Alice Cooper's Pretties For You to 4,000 copies, but somehow you own 5,000 of them!