The worst lyrics, post your best examples (Part 2)

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by PaulKTF, Feb 2, 2019.

  1. Uncle Ernie

    Uncle Ernie Forum Resident

    There's always this:

     
  2. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

    Location:
    Normal Island
    Been done already...;)
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  3. HfxBob

    HfxBob Forum Resident

    Oh yeah right. Come to think of it, Kenny Rogers did one too. ;)
     
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  4. classicrockguy

    classicrockguy Forum Resident

    Location:
    Livingston NJ
    I love this song, don't see what's wrong with the lyrics
    But...
    When I was little I told my parents this is my favorite Billy Joel song, here it is
    I pushed the play button and he sings
    "Still your fingers gonna pick your nose"
    Whoops !!:hide:
     
  5. mark winstanley

    mark winstanley Certified dinosaur, who likes physical product

    Charlene
    I've Never Been To Me
    "I've been undressed by Kings
    And I've Seen Some things
    that a woman Ain't S'posed to see
    I've been to paradise but I've never been to me"

    What exactly is a woman who has sex with Kings not supposed to see?
    How many Kings has she had sex with?
    What the Oolan Kaloofid was going on with this Woman?
    Makes me want to smash things
     
  6. Siegmund

    Siegmund Vinyl Sceptic

    Location:
    Britain, Europe
    I've head that the N.R.A. rate this one highly.
     
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  7. Siegmund

    Siegmund Vinyl Sceptic

    Location:
    Britain, Europe

    I hate that song so much that once, when I was dining in a restaurant and it came over the sound system, I asked them to turn it off. They refused. :)
     
  8. mark winstanley

    mark winstanley Certified dinosaur, who likes physical product

    I would probably have stood up and sang it at the top of my voice with a special psychotic twist.... I've done it before.
    They'll turn it off or kick me out... worst case i get half a meal for free lol
     
  9. Alan Beasley

    Alan Beasley Forum Resident

    Location:
    Ohio
    “Life is funny, skies are sunny
    Bees make honey, who needs money”

    Ten Years After
     
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  10. Eaglesfan9

    Eaglesfan9 Forum Resident

    Location:
    Huntsville Texas
    “Had a steady job handling items for the mob,
    had a steady job handling items for the mob,
    the pay was pathetic,
    it’s a shame those boys couldn’t be more copecetic”.

    “West LA Getaway” -Grateful Dead.
     
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  11. buzzzx

    buzzzx Forum Resident

    Location:
    Cal.
    The group: Heart
    The song: "Never"
    The offending lyric: "Walk those legs right over here, give me what I'm dying for..."
    You heard her, now walk those legs right over there.
     
  12. DTK

    DTK Forum Resident

    Location:
    Europe
    Sounds like typical Kiss lyrics to me.
     
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  13. DTK

    DTK Forum Resident

    Location:
    Europe
    What's wrong with it? It's a classic blues lyric, though it seems you heard it as stolen by Zeppelin. Anything is silly rendered with Plant's balls in a vice voice.
     
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  14. Fort Lauderdale Chamber of Commerce
    Elvis Presley
    From the movie “Girl Happy”

    Girls on the beaches commit a sin
    If they don't show yards and yards of skin
    Preceding message to you has been
    Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce
    Maybe your yen is for tennis courts
    Maybe romancing is in your thoughts
    Enjoy all outdoor and indoor sports
    Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce
    Any male in Fort Lauderdale who is not pursuing a cute female
    Will automatically land in jail
    That's the law in Fort Lauderdale
    Pretty girls eighteen to twenty-three
    If their technique ain't what it should be
    Get love instruction for free from me
    Through the courtesy of the Fort Lauderdale Chamber Of Commerce

    Songwriters: Roy C. Bennett / Sid Tepper
     
  15. DTK

    DTK Forum Resident

    Location:
    Europe
    Oasis own this thread. The lowest IQ lyrics in rock music.
     
  16. Bad Company's Silver Blue and Gold. I love the song, but the chorus is very weak:
    "Give me silver, blue and gold
    The color of the sky I'm told
    My rainbow is overdue"
    The color of the sky I'm told???!!! You never bothered to look at the sky yourself? :rolleyes::laugh:
     
  17. Bungo

    Bungo Forum Resident

    Location:
    Madison, WI
    Any number of Beach Boys songs would qualify. How about:

    Honkin' honkin' down the gosh darn highway
    Tryin' tryin' to get past them cars
    Got a got a little date with an angel
    She's the one that said she'd go with me
    To see a little movie tonight
    (Honk honk honkin' down the highway)
     
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  18. Siegmund

    Siegmund Vinyl Sceptic

    Location:
    Britain, Europe

    'I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo...' I'd forgotten about that line. Truly terrible. I think it took a kind of inverse genius to write that song! :)
     
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  19. You picked a great example!!!
     
  20. Hardy Melville

    Hardy Melville Forum Resident

    Location:
    New York
    Bye, bye Miss American Pie
    Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
    And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye
    Singin' this'll be the day that I die
    This'll be the day that I die

    Hate it.
     
  21. WilliamWes

    WilliamWes Likes to sing along but he knows not what it means

    Location:
    New York
    It is grammatically incorrect one way and impossible the other way. We are living an ever changing world? I thought I lived a life. Paul even made light of his own lyric on Egypt Station and semi quoted it like a joke.
     
  22. Ignatius

    Ignatius Forum Resident

    Bobby Goldsboro, "Honey" Every freaking word.:realmad:
     
  23. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

    Location:
    Normal Island
    Yes but I like em anyway. And perversely these daft lyrics make me want to listen to them right now.
     
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  24. HfxBob

    HfxBob Forum Resident

    'In this ever changing world in which we're living' is fine.
     
  25. Summer of Malcontent

    Summer of Malcontent Forum Resident

    My theory is that she accidentally went into the men's toilet once and saw a urinal.
     
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