The worst lyrics, post your best examples (Part 2)

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by PaulKTF, Feb 2, 2019.

  1. DTK

    DTK Forum Resident

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    I never liked the music but Noel gives great interviews and seems like an agreeable guy.
     
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  2. And.....we have a winner !
     
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  3. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

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    Normal Island
    He’s hilarious. Seek out the Supersonic documentary if you haven’t already seen it, very funny.
     
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  4. An idiot-savant without the "savant"?
     
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  5. anth67

    anth67 Purveyor of Hogwash

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    PNW USA
    Let's put the X in sex
    Your love is like a muscle
    and it makes me wanna flex
     
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  6. rushed again

    rushed again Forum Resident

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    New Jersey
    When you dance, you're charming and you're gentle
    'specially when you do the Continental
    But this feeling isn't purely mental
    For, heaven rest us, I am not asbestos
     
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  7. anth67

    anth67 Purveyor of Hogwash

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    PNW USA
    She's probably somebody's only light,
    gonna shine tonight.
    Yeah, she's probably somebody's baby, alright.

    (gonna shine tonight, make her mine tonight)
     
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2019
  8. davebush

    davebush New Test Leper

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    Fonthill, ON
    Yeah, you know when I drink alone
    I prefer to be by myself
     
  9. anth67

    anth67 Purveyor of Hogwash

    Location:
    PNW USA
    C'mon, baby, you can do more than dance
    I'm hot blooded, hot blooded

    Now it's up to you
    We can make a secret rendezvous
    Just me an' you
    I'll show you lovin' like you never knew

    It's up to you
    We can make a secret rendezvous
    Before we do,
    you have to get away from you know who
     
  10. PaulKTF

    PaulKTF Senior Member Thread Starter

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    USA
    The entirety of the lyrics to Summer Girls by LFO:

     
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  11. davpel

    davpel Forum Resident

    Location:
    Detroit
    Sun goes down night moves in
    I don't need the pain again
    Those x-ray eyes
    It's a fascination
    All lined up ready to go
    Fully loaded overflow
    High heeled mood
    Let's go for some action
    Man-u-lip-u-lator it's so easy when heads meet
    Exploring but nightmares speak
    Rumors fly Idle speculation
    Man-u-lip-u-lator tryin' to operate on you
    Sticky situation I'd love to fall into
    You're a Man-u-lip-u-lator with a low low attitude oohoo
    Like to love ya later 'cause I'm an operator too

    Cheap Trick - Man-u-lip-u-lator

    Truthfully, just about any song from The Doctor album (or most of Cheap Trick's catalogue in the 80's) is a candidate for this thread.
     
  12. danasgoodstuff

    danasgoodstuff Forum Resident

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    Portland, OR
    I see what you did there...
     
  13. Zack

    Zack Senior Member

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    Easton, MD
    Not Now John has friggin' great lyrics, man. I should know, I was an English major. Roger was in character.
     
  14. davebush

    davebush New Test Leper

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    Fonthill, ON
    How about this Backstreet Boys' gem -

    Step one! We can have lots of fun
    Step two! There's so much we can do
    Step three! It's just you and me
    Step four! I can give you more
    Step five! Don't you know that the time is right. Huh!
     
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  15. Ricky Lampoon

    Ricky Lampoon Forum Resident

    Location:
    Switzerland
    The Grateful Dead, Playing in the Band:

    Some folks look for answers
    Others look for fights
    Some folks up in treetops
    Looking for their kites

    Apparently Bob Weir is responsible for the ‘looking for their kites’ line.

    It makes me squirm every time.

    Just play the damned guitar, Bob!!
     
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  16. mark winstanley

    mark winstanley Certified dinosaur, who likes physical product

    Just thinking about it is enough to give someone VD .... I'm going to get a shot :)
     
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  17. ippudo

    ippudo Forum Resident

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    Berlin, Germany
    The chorus of 'Free' by Curiosity Killed The Cat boasts the ingenious lines

    All we want is our lives to be free
    If we can't be free then we don't want to be we (!)
     
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  18. mark winstanley

    mark winstanley Certified dinosaur, who likes physical product

    ahhhhh yes ... she was used to the King's copper
     
  19. Culpa

    Culpa Forum Resident

    Location:
    Philadelphia, PA
    John Lennon - Only People.

    "Fish or cut bait it's our future we're making
    All together now pull the chain
    We don't want no pig brother scene!"

    Even quoting a McCartney song couldn't save that verse! :)
     
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  20. HfxBob

    HfxBob Forum Resident

    Personally I like that...one of those stupid-on-purpose lyrics.
     
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  21. Soulman58

    Soulman58 Forum Resident

    " Hey it started out had lots of fun but now it's got me on the run, this jumpin' in and out of bed keeps messin' with my head " - Trying To Love Two - William Bell.
     
  22. Dylancat

    Dylancat Forum Resident

    Location:
    Cincinnati, OH
    Those are pale examples compared to what is played currently
    ....this very day....
    Someone needs to post current
    Rap
    Pop
    And some Bro Country lyrics...

    someone....ain’t gonna be me
     
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  23. ShayLaB

    ShayLaB Forum Resident

    Location:
    Northern Ireland
    It took 6 (six) people to write this...

    Run the World (Girls)
    Beyoncé

    Girls, we run this motha, yeah
    Girls, we run this motha, yeah
    Girls, we run this motha, yeah
    Girls we run this motha, girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Some of them men think
    They freak this like we do
    But no they don't
    Make your check come at they neck
    Disrespect us no they won't
    Boy don't even try to touch this
    Boy this beat is crazy
    This is how they made me
    Houston Texas baby
    This goes out to all my girls
    That's in the club rocking the latest
    Who will buy it for themselves
    And get more money later
    I think I need a barber
    None of these niggas can fight me
    I'm so good with this,
    I remind you I'm so hood with this
    Boy I'm just playing
    Come here baby
    Hope you still like me
    "F" you pay me
    My persuasion can build a nation
    Endless power
    Our love we can devour
    You'll do anything for me
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    It's hot up in here
    DJ don't be scared
    To run this,
    Run this back
    I'm repping for the girls
    Who taking over the world
    Have me raise a glass
    For the college grads
    Anyone rolling
    I'll let you know
    What time it is, check
    You can't hold me
    I wrote my 9 to 5
    Gotta cop my cheque
    This goes out to all
    The women getting it in
    Get on your grind
    To the other men
    That respect what I do
    Please accept my shine
    Boy you know you love it
    How we're smart enough
    To make these millions
    Strong enough to bare the children
    Then get back to business
    See, you better not play me
    Don't come here baby
    Hope you still like me
    "F" you pay me
    My persuasion can build a nation
    Endless power
    Our love we can devour
    You'll do anything for me
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run this motha?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who run the world?
    Girls
    Who are we?
    What we brought?
    The world (who run this motha', yeah)
    Who are we? What we brought?
    The world (who run this motha', yeah)
    Who are we?
    What do we run?
    We run the world (who run this motha', yeah)
    Who are we?
    What we brought?
    We run the world
    Who run the world? Girls
     
  24. Helter Skelter

    Helter Skelter Forum Resident

    I always figured it was Big Brother, like 1984. Huh.
    Great song though.
     
  25. Uncle Ernie

    Uncle Ernie Forum Resident

    I think Rod was shooting for pathos in Blind Prayer, but I can't make it through the song without laughing:

    I was born and raised the only son of a lawyer
    'Til I was approximately the age of four or perhaps five
    I lost both my mother and my father
    Killed in a fire way up on the fourteenth floor
    Struck down by the time I was ten by an illness
    Which robbed me of the sight of the morning sun
    And that ain't all


    A homeless child for the next five years
    With my dog clown by my side and my only friend
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    I fought my way through school
    Sound and touch the thing on which I could depend
    And you know what the, the, the kids
    Down my street weren't too playful
    And right then it seemed like the whole world picked on me
    And ah yeah


    I worked my fingers to the bone
    Stretchin' hide for a boot man in Jersey Town
    But then, but then I lost the last thing I had
    When fate reared its ugly head and took my dog clown
    I wandered way up north found a girl that loved like a woman
    Sixteen years old and felt like a woman
    But, but, but, but, but what I'm trying to say is
    God please don't take her away from me


    I lost everything that I ever had
    You kicked my name into the dirt
    Tread my name into the dirt yeah
     

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