Most Ridiculous Review Quotes

Discussion in 'Audio Hardware' started by Fruff76, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. ayrehead

    ayrehead Bipedal Forum Resident

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    Who can forget Art Dudley's review of the Zu Audio DL-103 phono cartridge: The Zu doesn't just slay giants: It rips their beating heart from their chests, shows it to them, finishes them off, then chases their souls and drags them down to hell. Recommended.
     
  2. Fruff76

    Fruff76 L100 Classic - Fan Club President Thread Starter

    No doubt, I stopped taking it serious awhile ago.
     
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  3. Vinny123

    Vinny123 Forum Resident

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    I recall the first time I read Stereophile. Compared to other audio magazines of the time it struck me as a real curiosity. True , many ridiculous quotes, but I’m ok w that.
     
  4. Strat-Mangler

    Strat-Mangler Personal Survival Daily Record-Breaker

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    We have a member here who fits right in by giving two thumbs-up to bells, blocks, and pretty much every single miscellaneous trinket imaginable, each one of them having a positive impact on the music. Imagine that! :)
     
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  5. TheVinylAddict

    TheVinylAddict Look what I found

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    Bells???? :wtf:
     
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  6. Strat-Mangler

    Strat-Mangler Personal Survival Daily Record-Breaker

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    Absolutely! Didn't you know they give better imaging based on the sympathetic resonance of your room? ;)
     
  7. TheVinylAddict

    TheVinylAddict Look what I found

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    LOL! No I did not!! But I guess you can learn something new every day!!!

    Maybe that's what is missing in my room... sympathetic resonance.... thanks for the tip!
     
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  8. Fruff76

    Fruff76 L100 Classic - Fan Club President Thread Starter

    You’re probably missing the best value in digital today, the t+a CD player. It’s only $23,000. AND, it plays SACD’s!
     
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  9. Monty12

    Monty12 Forum Resident

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    The sense of sustain makes my day too!

    And that one about the best deal in digital being a 24,000$ piece. Hilarious
     
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  10. ThorensSme

    ThorensSme Forum Resident

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    “Punches above its weight” - every review of quasi-affordable gear ever.
     
  11. reapers

    reapers Forum Resident

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    I like when reviewers assign an attribute to a product that it could not possibly have. Exuberant?

    Not sure if it’s actually true, but someone once told me there was a wine review in which the wine was described as being playful, with a sense of humor...
     
  12. head_unit

    head_unit Senior Member

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    Oh god did you hit the nail on the head with that one. Henceforth, any reviewer using that phrase should be sentenced to listening to mis-decoded old quadraphonic recordings, with added fake Japanese early DSP "JAZZ/HALL/etc" reverb engaged...
     
  13. head_unit

    head_unit Senior Member

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    that's a LOT of t+a...
    :hide:
     
  14. Bill Hart

    Bill Hart Forum Resident

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    Go back and read the early stuff by JG Holt. It's a different world.
    I was trying to figure something out about the history of the Vestigal arm. One of the web hits was JGH's review, which was scathing, and the manufacturer response, which was outright insulting. It was a good read.
    I like Roy Gregory's writing- he can convey ideas with words effectively.
    The whole task is impossible at some point- describing one sensory impression through another. And there's the tried and true, trite, standard verbiage too, that is tiresome.
    I used to be able to mimic J. Peter Moncreieff's writing; Harry Pearson, who was a decent writer, used to drive me crazy sometimes, not so much because of his writing style, but because of his frustrating tendency to promise a further, more in-depth review of something that never happened.
    I rarely read the magazines any more. I'm sure some of the folks that write the reviews would agree with you. It's not quite the organized group of journalists working from the same background or knowledge, but a quirky assortment of people drawn to the hobby.
    That said, I can't defend the indefensible. :)
     
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  15. head_unit

    head_unit Senior Member

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    Sounds like a Judas Priest show I attended! :laugh:
     
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  16. Fruff76

    Fruff76 L100 Classic - Fan Club President Thread Starter

    Great points. A common theme seems to be the review that could possibly turn sour, only to have some miraculous outcome involving burn in or new cables or some nonsense. Even equipment that breaks during a review gets a thumbs up, or an if you’re looking for x, you should put this on your list, blah blah
     
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  17. Jim N.

    Jim N. 2024 is 1968 sans the great music

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    "Dave Clark, Editor of audio review publication Positive Feedback Online describes the ANJOU performance as being "... way better than anything I have heard..." He goes on to say, "Simply put these are very danceable cables. Music playing through them results in the proverbial foot-tapping scene with the need or desire to get up and move. Great swing and pace—these cables smack that right on the nose big time.""

    Review of the Pear Cable's Anjou 7500 smackers speaker cables.....
     
  18. Linger63

    Linger63 Forum Resident

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    Ha ha ha....lol....woo hoo....:crazy::biglaugh:


    Errr.......sounds impressive......
    where can I get one?:hide:.....:laugh:
     
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  19. Linger63

    Linger63 Forum Resident

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    Sounds like reviewer was describing themselves after they drank some.
     
  20. enfield

    enfield Forum Resident

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    Who's checking out some of the products mentioned on the basis of these reviews? :whistle:
     
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  21. Shiver

    Shiver Forum Resident

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    Lunacy.
     
  22. Hifi Kenny

    Hifi Kenny Forum Resident

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    I recall several of Paul Miller's reviews of equipment made by his private consultancy clients, e,g. Naim.

    They were comical gold, very similar to a Ken Kessler review of anything made by Quad.
     
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  23. Apesbrain

    Apesbrain Forum Resident

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    "Perfect sound forever."
     
  24. Wes_in_va

    Wes_in_va Trying to live up to my dog’s expectations

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    That’s some really, REALLY bad writing, no matter what the subject.
     
  25. Brother_Rael

    Brother_Rael Senior Member

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