Funniest song title/lyric if replace “Hell” with “Mel” or “Heaven” with "Kevin"?

"Kevin Is A Place On Earth" - Belinda Carlisle

 

I've had people say this while knocking on my door before

 

"Kevin On A Sunday" - Paul McCartney

 

"Kevin Or Las Vegas" - Cocteau Twins

 

"Locked Out Of Kevin" - Bruno Mars

 

Is this the first thread idea based on this concept?

 

I bet not as many times as people have said to me “Hey Craig, its Friday, you aint got no job, you aint got $h!t to do”

 

And Iron Maiden.

 

Kevin Must have Sent You
Kevinly
Hands To Kevin

and it's actually the first line of the song but considering the actual title, if only:
Cheek To Cheek : Kevin, I'm in Kevin.

 

Kevin Loves Little Boys

 

You're probably right about that. However, I'd imagine I might give you a run for your money if I was talking about how many times people shouted "Kevin!!" at me between the years of 1990-1993.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tgMyaAK-aZw

 

Mel Ain’t a Bad Place To Be (AC/DC)

 

Zappa:
Jazz from Mel
Kevinly Bank Account
Hot Plate Kevin at the Green Hotel
Hog Kevin

 

Kevin Knows (Robert Plant)

Burning Mel (R.E.M.)

edit:

Hot Rails to Mel (BOC)

 

Bat out of Mel

 

Mel(on) Wheels

 

These sound like two sides of the same suggestive coin...

"Mel Hole" by Spinal Tap

"Locked Out of Kevin" by Bruno Mars

 

Thank Kevin for Little Girls (don't know what that means )

 

T.G. Sheppard- War Is Mel On The Homefront

 

The Pogues - Mel’s Ditch

 

That must've been quite the surgery!

 

Full on Heavens Mom-Soundgarden

 

If There's A Mel Below, We're All Gonna Go.

 

Beer Drinkers & Mel Raisers (ZZ Top)
Pulling Mussels (From The Smel) (Squeeze)

 

Freddie Mercury/Queen - 'Made In Kevin'
and 'Kevin For Everyone'